n. A
person who can't find things on Google. They're unable to understand the concept of keywords and generalization, and can spend hours searching for
something on Google that a normal
person can find inside a few minutes.
Maria: "I'm trying to write a paper on the presidential race and I can't find anything about it on Google."
Cindy: "Huh? That's inconceivable."
Maria: "I've been searching for an hour."
Cindy: "What are you searching for?"
Maria: "I put in WHO
WILL WIN THE RACE NEXT YEAR?"
Cindy: "You're such a googletard. Search for 'presidential race 2008'."
Maria: "Oh. This thing is so
hard."