n. A person who can't find things on Google. They're unable to
understand the concept of keywords and generalization, and can spend hours searching for something on
Google that a
normal person can find inside a few minutes.
Maria: "I'm trying to
write a paper on the
presidential race and I can't find anything about it on Google."
Cindy: "Huh? That's
inconceivable."
Maria: "I've been searching for an hour."
Cindy: "What are you searching for?"
Maria: "I put in WHO WILL WIN THE RACE NEXT YEAR?"
Cindy: "You're such a googletard. Search for 'presidential race 2008'."
Maria: "Oh. This thing is so hard."