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ghost beer

When you inadvertently reach for a beer that does not exist.

Usually seen when sitting in your favorite chair while watching your favorite sport or tv show.
"Did you see that, I totally reached for my ghost beer"

"man, I need another round...I can't stop ghost beering"
ghost beer by SOB1313 February 5, 2010
Word of the Day on April 18, 2017
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GhostBear 

Dont fuck with this one....Mentally unstable and a barbaric hell-slaughter of rage and hatred.
Picture the weight of the world charging at you @ 4000 mph!!!
GhostBear by J. January 17, 2004

Ghostberry 

Basically, this is a Ghost Poopie Dingleberry. When you feel that dingleberry dangling there, and you sit on the toilet for 10 minutes only to give up and wipe 10 times only to find out, there's nothing dangling at all! Clean TP every time!
Person 1: What took you so long in there?
Person 2: Man, after that lincoln log bomb, I had a ghostberry that kept me guessing for 10 minutes!
Ghostberry by Materdaddy October 13, 2006

ghostbees 

Originated from the joke "what bees don't sting?"

answer: BOO BEES!

Now... what do ghosts say?
BOO, of course

SO... ghostbees was born

Best word to use for the ta-tas, especially when you are trying to be somewhat discrete about discussing them..
Her ghostbees are NICE

Wow, her ghostbees finally grew, and they are awesome.
ghostbees by Wexford October 15, 2010

ghostber 

he is a nice ghost on the dream smp
hello ghostber
ghostber by ycdrp May 8, 2021

Ghostbee 

noun. Honeybees that forage on Himalayan Balsam.
The pollen of Himalayan Balsam is white and honeybees come back to the hive with it all over them making them look a ghostly white.
The biggest giveaway that a honeybee is known as a Ghostbee is when you see the white stripe along it's back and dusted in white pollen that the bee has been deep inside the flower of Himalayan Balsam.
Ghostbee by Ghostkeeper July 9, 2023
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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