Basically, this is a Ghost Poopie Dingleberry. When you feel that dingleberry dangling there, and you sit on the toilet for 10 minutes only to give up and wipe 10 times only to find out, there's nothing dangling at all! Clean TP every time!
Person 1: What took you so long in there?
Person 2: Man, after that lincoln log bomb, I had a ghostberry that kept me guessing for 10 minutes!
by Materdaddy October 12, 2006