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Glork by BOT-Sam.J August 21, 2021

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Ghurkin Fish

A very ugly mutant toad fish often found around Port Phillip Bay and Westernport in Victoria.
A mostly unwanted inedible fish to the angler, but is the source of amusement to his friends.

1. friend say's "Ha ha you caught another Ghurkin Fish, do you need me to pass the gaff"

angler "Fuck you" and piff's the Ghurkin fish in his friends general direction.

2. "You know you can't eat a Ghurkin Fish they are a poisonous type of puffer fish!"
"Sounds good can you pass the bacon lube and I'll take it to the pleasure dome to see if I can inflate it"

Ghurkin Fish by Vikodin3 August 6, 2012

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jerkin' the gherkin

A euphamism for masturbation.

Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.

jerkin' the gherkin by the pope June 11, 2004

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ghock

(Geek + Hockey)
Someone who keeps up with the world of hockey.

Haley is such a ghock; she's betting that Vancouver will win.

ghock by Sheltea September 25, 2011

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