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Such a beautiful lady, a really good friend, and I hopeless romantic. She is always really pretty and has a lot of friends and is never fake she always is nice and kind if you don’t have a ghonny in your life u need one
Woah that girl ghonny is so pretty and nice
ghonny by Ghonny January 10, 2018
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ghonnasyphaherpelaids 

1. (n) that undescribable thing on a girl or guys lip. 2. (n) that knot on your jimmy after havin sex with that questionable broad. 3. (adj) describes that girl with multiple STD's
1. that broad got ghonnasiphaherpelaids on her lip...don't let her smoke off that. 1b. i think i got ghonnasyphiherpelaids from goin down on that heffer. 2. that bitch (dude)gave me ghonnasyphaherpelaids. 3. Heather? oh the bitch with ghonnasyphaherpelaids!

ghonnasyphaherpalaids 

The combination of the STD's ghonnorrea, syphilis, herpes, and AIDS
Dude, that chick's a ho, she's been with everyone, if you bang her you'll get ghonnasyphaherpalaids
A slang word used for an afghan. An afghan is an uncomfortable, itchy blanket with lots of holes.
Kid 1: How did you sleep last night?

Kid 2: Terrible. I had to sleep on the floor and cover up with a friggin ghanny.

Bass & Wosh's Trashy Ghannies
Ghanny by BASS & WOSH March 26, 2010

glonny juice 

Alcohol. What glonnys drink.
Thunderbird wine is the quintessential glonny juice.
glonny juice by Jose Ciudadano September 29, 2007

Ghonnacyphaherpalaids 

An STD consisting of ghonnorea, cyphilis, herpes, and AIDS.
Don't fuck that bitch cause she got Ghonnacyphaherpalaids.

ghonneria 

The thing you get when you are physically active with a whore
"God damn! I got ghonneria by sleeping with that dime store hooker!"
ghonneria by urnamehere February 18, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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