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Noun.

1. The innate ability to know when you're "...just too old for this shit". Sometimes spelled "graydar".
My "Greydar" kicked into high gear the moment I pulled into the health club parking lot, so I headed to the bar instead.
Greydar by JunosGold September 5, 2011
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Picking up the vibe of someone who is boring.
random person talking "yes you see there are many people who just do not take the importance of cement seriously"

someone over hears and gets the greydar alert "Oh no, greydar, greydar!! lets move before we get drawn into this greydar person!!!
greydar by muppet_trm October 20, 2012

gheydrenn 

nombre lindo para una chica linda.
Gheydrenn
gheydrenn by Zaxokun November 25, 2021
dick-headed people, hobby coli
you very gheysar
gheysar by arigatou December 8, 2021
'gaybar' typed by fagmars who are too scared to type the word 'gay' for fear their mommy will come in the room and ram a hot iron into said fagmar's colon.
meh. i'm gunna go to the gheybar tonight so i can get reamed by my good freind, bruce.
Gheybar by Ohmygod. April 5, 2004
An extension of Ghey

Taken from the electric 6 song gaybar and given an uber 1337 twist by net geeks and suchlike to mean something is displeasing or habit
hehehe you is teh gheybar d00d
Gheybar by Anon Imous December 11, 2003
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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