ghetto car
ghetto car by Mad_Matt February 25, 2014
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Ghetto car wash by boratfan1 November 7, 2010
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Ghetto Carcass
Someone who drives an old white car that looks as if it could be a drug transport. Usually named Darrell and looks stoned all the time
Ghetto Carcass by The anonymous Gopher January 25, 2017
ghetto card
n. used to determine whether a person should really be regarded as black with respect to their acceptance in the "harder" areas of town. Those without ghetto cards are not welcome in the hood.
That guy went to Harvard, married a white girl and never come round anymore. We'll have to gank his ghetto card.
ghetto card by dwnhomeblues December 2, 2004
Ghetto Carnival
The traveling carnival that goes from mall to mall and small town to small town bringing amusement rides that are barely up to safety codes. Generally seen in the warmer months as cold weather makes the rides nearly inoperable.
Guy: Are you going down to the ghetto carnival tonight?
Girl: I think so. I saw they brought back the Tower of Death ride. I love the ride, I just wish it worked better.
Guy: Yeah, too bad they want $5 for a ride coupon.
Girl: I think so. I saw they brought back the Tower of Death ride. I love the ride, I just wish it worked better.
Guy: Yeah, too bad they want $5 for a ride coupon.
Ghetto Carnival by Balseraph February 16, 2012
ghetto carwash
When a girl with braces squirts a whole tube of toothpaste in her mouth and proceeds to perform oral sex on her dad.
ghetto carwash by Vitocp August 3, 2010
Ghetto Carrots
Vivid orange (hex #FF5F1F ) off brand cheese puffs, consisting of mostly air, approximately 1 - 2” in length and weighing about 0.5 - 1g per piece. They are sold primarily at discount grocery or dollar stores, in lower socioeconomic neighborhoods or artist communities, and only available in giant family sized share bags.
Josh and Hannah were struggling artists saving every penny to run away together. On Fridays, after hunting for bargains at the discount grocery store, they would settle around a canvas with some heavy bodied acrylic paint and a bag of ghetto carrots.
Ghetto Carrots by NimbleFruitJube May 27, 2024
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