boratfan1's definitions
Customer that holds up the line at an ice cream shop by repeatedly asking for free samples because he/she cannot decide what to order. This person is oblivious to the fact that there is only one employee behind the counter who is becoming as annoyed as the people in line.
Person 1: What took you so long at Baskin-Robbins? It doesn't look very busy in there.
Person 2: I had to wait ten minutes because of a sample abuser who tried virtually every flavor before ordering chocolate. What a jerk!
Person 2: I had to wait ten minutes because of a sample abuser who tried virtually every flavor before ordering chocolate. What a jerk!
by boratfan1 October 18, 2010
Get the sample abusermug. Website comprised of photos taken at actual Walmart stores that show real people who look like they have no idea or just don't care how to present themselves in public. Anything considered socially inappropriate or disgusting from wearing pajamas and slippers to skimpy clothing on fat people to exposed butt cracks to men wearing dresses, you name it..it can be found here. People can submit photos and new ones appear on a daily basis.
by boratfan1 January 1, 2012
Get the people of walmartmug. A drinking game in which the participants watch an episode of Dynasty and they have to down a shot of liquor each time a character gets slapped in the face. This is not an easy game to win considering that each Dynasty episode was an hour long and the show was known for catfights, therefore the participant who is still coherent and able to stand up when the episode is over is the winner. The term came from a game some of the characters on the short-lived That 80's Show were playing.
John must have been doing dynasty shots last night because when he came into work this morning, he looked like he was nursing a hangover.
by boratfan1 December 5, 2009
Get the dynasty shotsmug. Scott received a 9-month state-paid vacation for driving under the influence with a suspended license.
by boratfan1 February 10, 2010
Get the state-paid vacationmug. Basically, it's two-toned hair. Usually a combination of dark brown or black and blonde. Usually the two colors are patterned in sections or overlap each other to resemble a skunk's fur. Those who follow this trend have no idea how ridiculous they look.
by boratfan1 December 9, 2010
Get the skunk hairmug. The teenage daughter on Modern Family is an example of a bronde. She has brown hair, but seems like an airhead.
by boratfan1 January 28, 2011
Get the brondemug. Person who calls 911 as a way to summon the police to resolve a minor dispute such as receiving the wrong order at a fast-food restaurant.
A woman in Florida proved herself to be a 911 drama queen when she called because McDonald's couldn't complete her order and apparently they wouldn't give her a refund.
Another 911 drama queen was upset because Burger King supposedly wouldn't let her have it her way but the dispatcher refused to send help.
Another 911 drama queen was upset because Burger King supposedly wouldn't let her have it her way but the dispatcher refused to send help.
by boratfan1 March 23, 2013
Get the 911 drama queenmug.