gherkinal 

Shaped like a gherkin

"Is it me, or is Pete's head is gherkinal"

gherkinal by KoH May 3, 2006

jerkin' the gherkin

A euphamism for masturbation.

Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.

jerkin' the gherkin by the pope June 11, 2004

Gherkins 

Gherkins are little green pickles that a kid eats… they come in all different kinds of gherkins like sweet baby gherkins,salty baby gherkins,and sour baby gherkins Kelley loves these gherkins

I just bought me some deep fried gherkins at ur local supermarket

Gherkins by Religious nun March 22, 2017

Jerkin your Gherkin 

Slang term for mastrubation

stop jerkin your gherkin!!

Jerkin your Gherkin by itzadolfin!! June 11, 2011

jerkin the gherkin 

A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.

"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".

jerkin the gherkin by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004

Gherkin 

When you use quick wit to say something funny in the context of an ordinary conversation, the recipient of your wit must exclaim “gherkin” in recognition of your superior banter

Jon - “What do you think of my newly styled facial hair”

Jack - “looks like you had a face transplant with someone’s muff”

Jon - “gherkin”

Gherkin by johnbingbang February 15, 2020

jerkin' the gherkin

Verb. To masturbate. Especially refers to male masturbation. See also spanking the monkey.

Mike said he sprained his wrist by playing the drums, but I know he really did it by jerkin' the gherkin.

jerkin' the gherkin by Grandmaster D November 30, 2006