gherkinal

Shaped like a gherkin

"Is it me, or is Pete's head is gherkinal"

by KoH May 3, 2006

jerkin' the gherkin

A euphamism for masturbation.

Paul was jerkin' his gherkin to a Britney Spears video.

by the pope June 11, 2004

Gherkins

Gherkins are little green pickles that a kid eats… they come in all different kinds of gherkins like sweet baby gherkins,salty baby gherkins,and sour baby gherkins Kelley loves these gherkins

I just bought me some deep fried gherkins at ur local supermarket

by Religious nun March 22, 2017

Jerkin your Gherkin

Slang term for mastrubation

stop jerkin your gherkin!!

by itzadolfin!! June 11, 2011

jerkin the gherkin

A term used for male masturbation. Unsure of the background, maybe there are some guys out there with green vinegary penises.

"Brian had enough of MTV, so he turned to Television X for some real porn. Aroused, he began jerkin' the gherkin".

by Ben Rockitt May 10, 2004

Gherkin

When you use quick wit to say something funny in the context of an ordinary conversation, the recipient of your wit must exclaim “gherkin” in recognition of your superior banter

Jon - “What do you think of my newly styled facial hair”

Jack - “looks like you had a face transplant with someone’s muff”

Jon - “gherkin”

by johnbingbang February 15, 2020

jerkin' the gherkin

Verb. To masturbate. Especially refers to male masturbation. See also spanking the monkey.

Mike said he sprained his wrist by playing the drums, but I know he really did it by jerkin' the gherkin.

by Grandmaster D November 30, 2006