Gherkins are little green pickles that a kid eats… they come in all different kinds of gherkins like sweet baby gherkins,salty baby gherkins,and sour baby gherkins Kelley loves these gherkins
I just bought me some deep fried gherkins at ur local supermarket
by Religious nun March 22, 2017
Used to describe someone who is unaware how much inconvenience they are causing to other people.

Usually some old man who seems to exist just to piss other people off.
Look at that twat holding up the traffic, what a fucking Gherkins.
by Winoforever September 4, 2019
When you use quick wit to say something funny in the context of an ordinary conversation, the recipient of your wit must exclaimgherkin” in recognition of your superior banter
Jon - “What do you think of my newly styled facial hair”

Jack - “looks like you had a face transplant with someone’s muff”

Jon - “gherkin
by johnbingbang February 15, 2020
slang for a small penis, similar to the size and shape of gherkin sweet pickles
Man, did you see how small that dude's cock was? it was a total gherkin
by Banjo September 19, 2004
a baby pickle (1-3 inches). also used as an analogy for a guy's itsy bitsy penis.
His dick was like a like a gherkin.
by D.E.M. November 19, 2006
"Is it me, or is Pete's head is gherkinal"
by KoH April 23, 2006
A skyscraper in London's main financial district, which has become a very distinctive landmark on the skyline. It is informally known as "The Gherkin", but officially as The Swiss Re Tower, or just Swiss Re, after its principal occupier. It is 180 metres tall, making it the 2nd tallest building in the City of London, and the 6th tallest in London as a whole. The radical (and somewhat phallic) design is by Sir Norman Foster and ex-partner Ken Shuttleworth, and the building was constructed between 2001 and 2004.
"What's that giant glass penis doing in the middle of London?"

"Oh, that's just the Gherkin built by Norman Foster."
by Will Fox February 18, 2007