Gherkins are little green pickles that a kid eats… they come in all different kinds of gherkins like sweet baby gherkins,salty baby gherkins,and sour baby gherkins Kelley loves these gherkins
I just bought me some deep fried gherkins at ur local supermarket
by Religious nun March 22, 2017
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Used to describe someone who is unaware how much inconvenience they are causing to other people.

Usually some old man who seems to exist just to piss other people off.
Look at that twat holding up the traffic, what a fucking Gherkins.
by Winoforever September 04, 2019
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When you use quick wit to say something funny in the context of an ordinary conversation, the recipient of your wit must exclaimgherkin” in recognition of your superior banter
Jon - “What do you think of my newly styled facial hair”

Jack - “looks like you had a face transplant with someone’s muff”

Jon - “gherkin
by johnbingbang February 15, 2020
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slang for a small penis, similar to the size and shape of gherkin sweet pickles
Man, did you see how small that dude's cock was? it was a total gherkin
by Banjo September 19, 2004
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a baby pickle (1-3 inches). also used as an analogy for a guy's itsy bitsy penis.
His dick was like a like a gherkin.
by D.E.M. November 19, 2006
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Verb: sucking and jerking simultaneously, a more advanced technique than the Gluck Gluck 9000.
"Yeah bro, went over to Cassidy's last night and she gave me that sweet gherkin bruh."
by VR Colette August 25, 2020
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