KoH's definitions

hortereby

Noun: put simply, hortereby means bad timing. Derived from the french word heure meaning time, and the english word terrible.

An extract from an unpublished novel:

I walked into the room with great hortereby, to find my parents attempting to get a new uncle for my son.

by KoH November 7, 2008

witm

Short for "What is this Madness?!"

It costs $1000?! WITM?!

by KoH December 12, 2007

.~

Used to denote sarcasm

User A: That voice is so annoying…
User B: you kidding? that voice is teh awesome! .~

by KoH September 18, 2007

Congratumaeffinglations

Effictivelly this is the same as congratumafuckinglations, but using "effing" to humourously replace "fucking".

Guy 1: I just one £5 on the lottery!
Guy 2: Well congratumaeffinglations!

by KoH July 15, 2007

semiversary

6 month aniversary.

A shortened version of the word semianniversary.

On the inside of a card:
Happy semiversary

by KoH March 20, 2007

moditional

Something traditional done in a modern way.

Formed from the words "modern" and "traditional".
Not to be confused with tradodern, which is also formed from those two words.

A rose made of glass could be considered moditional

by KoH February 6, 2007

tradodern

Something modern done in a traditional way.

Formed from the words "modern" and "traditional".
Not to be confused with moditional, which is also formed from those two words.

A modern house made of wood could be considered tradodern

by KoH February 6, 2007