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A white boy who thinks he is cultured and woke but is actually an impotent loser with a dick with the shape, size and texture of a gherkin.
That guy you are chatting to on tinder seems like a complete gherkin dick. You can do so much better than that.
by Roseeanna June 06, 2018
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