ghandu 

Born from the anus (insult)not to be pronounced in the same manner as Ghandi.

Ghandu!

ghandu by arache August 14, 2003

Ghandu 

A word that describes males of Indian decent, over the age of 40, who have a lust for you girls as well as boys. A ghandu will do anything for sex with children much younger than them and will stop at nothing until there desires are satisfied

Robert: I just took jamies phone look at her dms man.
Austin: Jesus fucking Christ it’s just full of ghandus

Ghandu by Young father figure March 11, 2020

Choti Ghandu 

A word used to address Indians by white people, Even though most people do not know what it means. Highly useful when you want to swear in class as the teacher will probably not understand.

Listen Choti Ghandu, I love you and your chicken masala, can I have some.
Shut up Choti Ghandu.
Choti Ghandu what's your name?

Choti Ghandu by XXXABboOod6969 October 3, 2018

Pull a Ghandi 

To have completely unexpected, over-the-top violent reaction.

This stems from the Civilization series: All NPCs were given an aggression multiplier of 0-10, Ghandi’s of course, being 0. One of the traits reduced the aggression multiplier of NPC’s by 1, making 10 become 9, 3 become 2 and so on. Unluckily for the rest of the world, 0 is the smallest number in an unsigned byte, causing peaceful ol’ Ghandi to have an aggression multiplier of 255, resulting in much raping, pillaging and nuking of allies.

Joe So what's happening in the news today?
Steve North Korea's still trying to pull a Ghandi.

In a StoryI was down at the bar with Joe last night and we were both about four drinks deep into our guy's night out when some fucking klutz comes up behind him and spills his beer all over Joe's new shirt.
Joe's not too upset though, cuz it's just beer and this is Joe we're talking about, but the douchebag who got 'im covered in Guinness starts acting like it's Joe's fault! Tells all his buddies he's gonna beat Joe up, actin' tough.
Well, Joe just pulls a Ghandi on him. Broke his nose with that first punch and I don't think I've ever seen a man fly as far as our new bleeding friend did when he went out that window. The sound he made when the table followed him was pretty funny though.

Pull a Ghandi by Tsarin March 30, 2013

ghandicapped

When somebody attempts to sound philosophical but instead makes themselves appear mentally handicapped in the process

Friend: Jaden Smiths tweets are so insightful!

Me: No you retard he's Ghandicapped

ghandicapped by BeardlessBeard June 25, 2014

ghandi's revenge 

The morning after results of a very spicy curry (suggestion = put your toilet rolls in the fridge for the next day) see rusty water and ring sting

John had severe ghandi's revenge the day after his curry munching.

ghandi's revenge by dj_derek March 5, 2003

Foxx kemm ghandek 

Maltese for "fuck you"

Beppe Foxx kemm ghandek

Foxx kemm ghandek by Dronzi May 20, 2021