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Ghandu
A word that describes males of Indian decent, over the age of 40, who have a lust for you girls as well as boys. A ghandu will do anything for sex with children much younger than them and will stop at nothing until there desires are satisfied
Robert: I just took jamies phone look at her dms man.
Austin: Jesus fucking Christ it’s just full of ghandus
Austin: Jesus fucking Christ it’s just full of ghandus
Ghandu by Young father figure March 11, 2020
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Choti Ghandu
A word used to address Indians by white people, Even though most people do not know what it means. Highly useful when you want to swear in class as the teacher will probably not understand.
Listen Choti Ghandu, I love you and your chicken masala, can I have some.
Shut up Choti Ghandu.
Choti Ghandu what's your name?
Shut up Choti Ghandu.
Choti Ghandu what's your name?
Choti Ghandu by XXXABboOod6969 October 3, 2018
Pull a Ghandi
To have completely unexpected, over-the-top violent reaction.
This stems from the Civilization series: All NPCs were given an aggression multiplier of 0-10, Ghandi’s of course, being 0. One of the traits reduced the aggression multiplier of NPC’s by 1, making 10 become 9, 3 become 2 and so on. Unluckily for the rest of the world, 0 is the smallest number in an unsigned byte, causing peaceful ol’ Ghandi to have an aggression multiplier of 255, resulting in much raping, pillaging and nuking of allies.
This stems from the Civilization series: All NPCs were given an aggression multiplier of 0-10, Ghandi’s of course, being 0. One of the traits reduced the aggression multiplier of NPC’s by 1, making 10 become 9, 3 become 2 and so on. Unluckily for the rest of the world, 0 is the smallest number in an unsigned byte, causing peaceful ol’ Ghandi to have an aggression multiplier of 255, resulting in much raping, pillaging and nuking of allies.
Joe So what's happening in the news today?
Steve North Korea's still trying to pull a Ghandi.
In a StoryI was down at the bar with Joe last night and we were both about four drinks deep into our guy's night out when some fucking klutz comes up behind him and spills his beer all over Joe's new shirt.
Joe's not too upset though, cuz it's just beer and this is Joe we're talking about, but the douchebag who got 'im covered in Guinness starts acting like it's Joe's fault! Tells all his buddies he's gonna beat Joe up, actin' tough.
Well, Joe just pulls a Ghandi on him. Broke his nose with that first punch and I don't think I've ever seen a man fly as far as our new bleeding friend did when he went out that window. The sound he made when the table followed him was pretty funny though.
Steve North Korea's still trying to pull a Ghandi.
In a StoryI was down at the bar with Joe last night and we were both about four drinks deep into our guy's night out when some fucking klutz comes up behind him and spills his beer all over Joe's new shirt.
Joe's not too upset though, cuz it's just beer and this is Joe we're talking about, but the douchebag who got 'im covered in Guinness starts acting like it's Joe's fault! Tells all his buddies he's gonna beat Joe up, actin' tough.
Well, Joe just pulls a Ghandi on him. Broke his nose with that first punch and I don't think I've ever seen a man fly as far as our new bleeding friend did when he went out that window. The sound he made when the table followed him was pretty funny though.
Pull a Ghandi by Tsarin March 30, 2013
ghandicapped
When somebody attempts to sound philosophical but instead makes themselves appear mentally handicapped in the process
ghandicapped by BeardlessBeard June 25, 2014
ghandi's revenge
The morning after results of a very spicy curry (suggestion = put your toilet rolls in the fridge for the next day) see rusty water and ring sting
ghandi's revenge by dj_derek March 5, 2003
Foxx kemm ghandek
Foxx kemm ghandek by Dronzi May 20, 2021