gfork

The best comedy site around. If its good for Gfork, its good for the world

Like a rant site were the owner Mr Gfork publishes his thoughts.

gfork by MalDON February 14, 2005

gfork

Gfork, an incredible website featuring useless crap, and a soon to come out comic entitled Goat sausage. Gfork.. the place where nothing ever happens.

This website is the plave where nothing ever happens.

gfork by Mr. Gfork February 13, 2005

Glork 

Using (or abusing) your moderator powers to redirect a discussion in a channel to the appropriate channel

I am going to have to get the moderation team to glork the chat.
This discussion has officially been glorked, please continue this topic in the appropriate server or face retribution!

Glork by BOT-Sam.J August 21, 2021

Gorkhali 

the most fierce, brave and the most determined soldiers in the world. Although they are only 5 feet tall in average, they are still respected because of the level of bravery they have soon in the field. Throughout the years, Gorkhali have recieved the several, highest honour medals (The Victoria Cross - 14 men have recieved this award). It has been written that even Samurai's were scared when they heard the Gorkhalis were coming. Samurai's had heard of Gorkhali soldiers, who would come in silence, and slice their enemies throat while they were sleeping. During the Second World War, many Gorkhalis were taken in by the British army to fight in the war. It is because of these brave men, Nepal has been able to survive. When the British came, they took over India, Pakistan, Bangladesh, ... but never did they take over Nepal. It is because of them we Nepali's are able to call ourselves Nepali. So, lets give a minute to these men who have given their life for their country. Eventhough they have died, they will still be in our hearts, they will continue to live on. "Wars come and go, But our soldiers stay eternal"

WHAT HAD HAPPENNED IN HISTORY:

British: Let's kill these people with guns, and take over their country
Gorkhali: We will not stand down, we will kill you with our khukuri, we will chop you like we chop radish

...HOurs pass by, gorkhali with khukuri's fight the British who have guns, BUT STILL, Gorkhali's are not afraid, they chop their enemies like they chop radish.

British: Oh, my god, they are so brave
British: Stop! Don't kill us. Would you like to join our army?
Gorkhali: Sure, why not.

WHAT IS HAPPENING NOW:
... Gorkhali's still continue to serve in the British army

By Bishwas Paudel

Gorkhali by Bishwas Paudel October 15, 2005

Gmork 

That fucking scary wolf from The NeverEnding Story.

Gmork scared the shit out of me as a kid; I used to have nightmares.

Gmork by ZondaHP March 5, 2014

Ghorky 

adjective (gôrkē):
1.) Extra horny, i.e. beyond average levels of horny, particularly horny

Danny moved the ghorky chat about femboys out of the #SFW channel and into the #NSFW channel

Ghorky by JuiceGrapeJuice February 27, 2021

gorkem 

An incredibly handsome and charming turkish boy. In front of a gorkem, one will have a desire to wear only their cutest intimates. A gorkem is also one of the smartest, wittiest homo sapiens to roam the planet. BEWARE: gorkems are known to steal hearts at the most unexpected of times.

Girl 1: You are so lucky, your boyfriend is a gorkem.

Girl 2: I know!

gorkem by ErinY. July 20, 2008