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gevita

I’m gonna fuck my gevita
by El guevopelao March 24, 2019
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genital milking

The process in which an intimate partner sensually caress, massage, and fondle the sexual organs of the other partner.
susan milked Tommy's cock for a massive ejaculation.

tommy made Susan squirt by milking her clit.

genital milking is the best orgasm
by WONDERBREAD January 13, 2015
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Genital Mate

The genital equivalent of a soulmate. When you meet a member of the opposite sex and as soon as your genitals touch for the first time, the clouds break, a ray of light shines upon your crotches, choirs of angels start to sing and the world around you begins to crumble.
“Dude, I banged this Colombian chick lately, I think I found my genital mate! The sex was out of this world and we both came like five times in a row, it was absolutely ridiculous!”
by RandomDude21 May 27, 2016
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Genital Jamboree

the updated term for an orgy; the gathering of many people to engage in sexual intercourse
"Hey wanna come over were gonna film a genital jamboree."
by Kaiser_Garuta July 8, 2014
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Genital-men

Often used in high class british porn; when a guy is a complete gentlemen with his genitals. Keeping his pubes well groomed and clean. Also being polite and asking kindly if they could have sex.
(all in british accents)
Male: May I please insert my penis into your vagina.

Female: Oh, what I gentleman!

Male: No my dear, I'm a Genital-men!
by sean_23 December 26, 2010
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GerIta

A yaoi pairing in Hetalia fandom. Germany and North Italy.

It is heavily hinted (but not confirmed) that Germany is in fact North Italy's long-lost childhood love, Holy Roman Empire.

Also, Germany puts up with Italy, lets him sleep in Germany's bed with him NAKED, and lets him off the hook on a lot of stuff.

Yes, many fangirls (including myself) have a field day with just those few simple facts.
P1: Did you read that new GerIta fic?
P2: Yeah, it was awesome!

OR

P1: Did you hear about GerIta?
P2: It makes a lot of sense, with all the facts RIGHT THERE.
P1: Tch. Fangirls don't need facts. They can make a pairing out of anything.

P2: True, true.
by Ze Mole June 27, 2009
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GerIta

A semi canonical pairing of the characters Ludwig Beilshmidt, who is the personification of Germany and also is a fine lookin’ baked potato, and Feliciano Vargas, who is the personified Northern Italy. Both characters are from the anime hetalia . It is one of the most popular pairings in the hetalia fan base, because as aforementioned, it is semi canonical. Ludwig frequently puts up with felicano’s antics, let’s feliciano sleep next to him NAKED, and they spend a good amount of time together.

In the comic Buon San Valentino, felicano kisses Ludwig and gives him red roses, which are a german declaration of love. In return, Ludwig asks felicano out on a date and proposes to him, only for our little Italian heart breaker to get confused. It it unknown what happened, as the storyline was left dangling.

On an unrelated note, it has been heavily hinted that Ludwig is actually the Holy Roman Empire, who was felicano’s first love.
P1: have you heard about that Gerita fanfic Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart?
P2: no...
P1: *le gasp*
by .•*please kill me*•. June 11, 2018
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