get Stapped

To get falling-down drunk; to be so hammered that one acts like Scott Stapp, especially on his famous poker game appearance. May involve thinking you are a ninja, blatant and uncomfortable flirting with women, and just sheer obnoxiousness.

Look, I found some cash in my jacket, let's go get Stapped!

Sure, just let me grab my jacket and I'll meet you at the liquor store.

by IAmBoard April 13, 2010

get slapped

a diss you use after something bad happens to someone that is embarrasing and/or is unfortunate for them

josh gets sent out of the classroom and joe yells

GET SLAPPED!

stacy spills ice cream on her shirt, deriq says- stacy,

get slapped!

by guy1245 March 25, 2010

get stamped

Simply a slang saying for getting a Tattoo of any kind.

Angela i want you to hang with me while i "get stamped".

by jhugy November 19, 2007

get slapped

just means don’t play w me like.

GET SLAPPED.

by his gfff 😍😍. March 6, 2023

TALK SHIT GET SLAPPED

a unwanted vocalization resulting in repercussive slappage.

Think you are not going to have to work this weekend? Talk Shit Get Slapped!

by Junior Jelly Giant September 27, 2017

Stay strapped or get clapped

Stay armed for your protection or risk being destroyed.

A man was walking around with a sword, stabbing multiple people. If one of them were strapped they wouldn't have been clapped. "Stay strapped or get clapped"!

by tommy2scoops April 5, 2020

Stay strapped or get clapped

A saying which means to carry a weapon/gun (being strapped) on one's person at all times or suffer the possibility of being a victim if SHTF (being shot/stabbed/killed = getting clapped)

Dont let yourself be a victim, stay strapped and you won't get clapped!

Bro 1: Yo did you see the news, some batshit crazy guy shot up a mall!

Bro 2: Yeah man I saw it, that's why I always "Stay strapped or get clapped", worlds crazy bro.

by Shores386 January 15, 2021