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that bitch had gerpies

gerpies by ershdizzle January 19, 2010

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Spermy Germies

The contaminates you acquire when you have intercourse with a girl another guy has done recently.

Hamuel did Mindsay shortly after Quilliam did her.
A week later, Quilliam did Mindsay again. And again. And again..
Therfore, they share each others 'spermy germies'!

Spermy Germies by FoxBlueBlueFoxFox August 5, 2008

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Gerpes

Genital Herpes, usually found in hot tobs and swimming pools were aqua orgys occur and were bodily fluids are exchanged

Steve- "Yo lets take a dip in the hot tub"

Mike-"Nah brosky i dont wanna catch the gerpes"

Gerpes by Big Sen August 2, 2008

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girpies

1. a great name for any friend group/girl group/band lol. to be a member you must be extremely edgy.
2. when you accidentally mis-spell the word "girlies"

EX.

1. "omg, did you here that the girpies are coming to our city? we should get tickets now!"

2. "hey girpie!"

"*girlie"

3. "girpies, let's have a sleepover this weekend!"

girpies by a beautiful potato March 23, 2019

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Gerpes

germs, an illness, not necessarily sexually transmitted.

Hey, don't sneeze on me, I don't want to catch your Gerpes.

Gerpes by Emberrr December 18, 2008

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Gerries

Colloquial short form of geriatrics (old people)

“God, this lady is driving so slowly. Gerries shouldn’t be allowed on the road.”

Gerries by h0lycannoli February 5, 2019

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gerpie

A geriatric hippie, usually of the male gender. A male baby-boomer adorned with gray, thinning ponytail on otherwise bald crown.

That Grateful Dead concert really brought the gerpies out of the woodwork.

gerpie by AkachochinMan November 4, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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