gerpie

A geriatric hippie, usually of the male gender. A male baby-boomer adorned with gray, thinning ponytail on otherwise bald crown.

That Grateful Dead concert really brought the gerpies out of the woodwork.

by AkachochinMan November 4, 2009

geRietveld

The act of not giving money back to the person you've loaned it from.

Person 1:"I loaned a friend 30 euro and he didn't give it back!"
Person 2:"Oh man, you just got geRietveld"
Person 1:"This is going to take me weeks and weeks to get back!"

by Stilborn October 1, 2007

Gerlie

She is shy, but when you know her she is anything but quiet. Between being athletic, loving random videos and good music she is quite a handful! Don't be afraid though, she'll ask what she doesn't know and tell you what you don't. Overall, a Gerlie is someone you could trust living in your house.

Kelsey "ugh! college kids are so annoying running in the street!"
(windows down)
Gerlie "BEAT THE MEAT!"

Gerlie "GUILE TITEN VON JESUS!"

by reallyJM November 7, 2010

Spermy Germies

The contaminates you acquire when you have intercourse with a girl another guy has done recently.

Hamuel did Mindsay shortly after Quilliam did her.
A week later, Quilliam did Mindsay again. And again. And again..
Therfore, they share each others 'spermy germies'!

by FoxBlueBlueFoxFox August 5, 2008

gerpin

(n.) a ferret

“omg your gerpin is so cute!”

by dattboiiiiiiiiiii June 27, 2018

Gerie

People named Gerie are usually very loud, but in the best way possible. They’re extroverted and outgoing, with an awesome sense of humor. They’re never afraid to defend their friends and they heavily enjoy music and sports.

Lauren: Is that Gerie?
Jessica: Yeah, she’s a really good friend!

by robloxgamer987notamber December 12, 2019

Garpie

Wet deteriorating floppy no good penis.

"That's why yo garpie dead."

by Garpie Laufen May 20, 2021