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geRietveld 

The act of not giving money back to the person you've loaned it from.
Person 1:"I loaned a friend 30 euro and he didn't give it back!"
Person 2:"Oh man, you just got geRietveld"
Person 1:"This is going to take me weeks and weeks to get back!"
geRietveld by Stilborn October 1, 2007
Related Words
gerpie • gerpy • Gerpes • gertie • Gerpin' • gerple • Gerbie • Germie • gernie • Gerped
She is shy, but when you know her she is anything but quiet. Between being athletic, loving random videos and good music she is quite a handful! Don't be afraid though, she'll ask what she doesn't know and tell you what you don't. Overall, a Gerlie is someone you could trust living in your house.
Kelsey "ugh! college kids are so annoying running in the street!"
(windows down)
Gerlie "BEAT THE MEAT!"

Gerlie "GUILE TITEN VON JESUS!"
Gerlie by reallyJM November 7, 2010

Spermy Germies 

The contaminates you acquire when you have intercourse with a girl another guy has done recently.
Hamuel did Mindsay shortly after Quilliam did her.
A week later, Quilliam did Mindsay again. And again. And again..
Therfore, they share each others 'spermy germies'!
(n.) a ferret
“omg your gerpin is so cute!”
gerpin by dattboiiiiiiiiiii June 27, 2018
People named Gerie are usually very loud, but in the best way possible. They’re extroverted and outgoing, with an awesome sense of humor. They’re never afraid to defend their friends and they heavily enjoy music and sports.
Lauren: Is that Gerie?
Jessica: Yeah, she’s a really good friend!
Gerie by robloxgamer987notamber December 12, 2019
Wet deteriorating floppy no good penis.
"That's why yo garpie dead."
Garpie by Garpie Laufen May 20, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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