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When a man finishes on an inanimate object.
Damn, he gerlached all over that car!
gerlach by russellvilleAnonymous October 15, 2020
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Joseph Gerlach 

Best musician in the world. Birthday: 04/01/04. Plays Guitar, Piano, Bass, Drums, Ukulele, And Harmonica.
Relationship status: Single ;)
Joseph Gerlach: (Jo-sef) (girl-lock) Meaning: to play as many instruments as possibly.
plz let me post this for my friends

Thomas Gerlach 

A great philosopher, commonly called g master swag by his undeserving pupils. He bestows his great knowledge to those who come whether they deserve it or not.
Pupil:Hey G-Master-Swag
Thomas Gerlach: Cheater, get out wise-fool.
Thomas Gerlach by SophoclesTheGreek November 1, 2012

gierlach 

Polish slang for a positive role model. Also could be used to denote intense popularity among young (often first-year) college students.
i hate the tiny rooms, but my RA at the U is a total gierlach.
gierlach by ZackJCUalker June 10, 2008

geriachick 

An attractive female who is too old - generally above 50 - to be considered a cougar.
Guy1: Check out the smokin geriachick yonder.
Guy2: Dude,that's my grandma!
Guy2: Hi grandma!
Guy1: Your grandma is hot.
geriachick by o0oo January 12, 2008
Gorlach is a surname, mostly for Slavs like Russians. The Gorlach family are extremely hot and beautiful. When you touch them it's like fire, ouchh. They bight back like a tiger. The kids are smokin' hot and the parents a sexy smooth.
Friend 1: "What's your surname?"
Friend 2: "Gorlach"
Friend 1: "So that's why you're so hot!"
Gorlach by Thecoolcoolcoolstar August 21, 2019
a sissy who plays linebacker for the chicago bears, commonly refered to as urlacher
did you see that cheap shirt/horse collar tackle gurlacher made in the super bowl?
gurlacher by ribman September 19, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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