Definitions by ribman

gurlacher

a sissy who plays linebacker for the chicago bears, commonly refered to as urlacher

did you see that cheap shirt/horse collar tackle gurlacher made in the super bowl?

gurlacher by ribman September 19, 2007

brown sock day 

a day in which its so hot that you sweat so much it drips down your asscrack and onto your clean white socks, which in turn become brown

man 1: its too hot to work today
man 2: ya its definately a brown sock day

brown sock day by ribman January 4, 2007

John Elway

Eric Cartmans father.

cartman: john elway is my father, john elway is my father.

John Elway by ribman October 15, 2006