3 definitions by ribman

a day in which its so hot that you sweat so much it drips down your asscrack and onto your clean white socks, which in turn become brown
man 1: its too hot to work today
man 2: ya its definately a brown sock day
by ribman January 3, 2007
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Eric Cartmans father.
cartman: john elway is my father, john elway is my father.
by ribman October 16, 2006
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a sissy who plays linebacker for the chicago bears, commonly refered to as urlacher
did you see that cheap shirt/horse collar tackle gurlacher made in the super bowl?
by ribman September 7, 2007
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