Gorlach

Gorlach is a surname, mostly for Slavs like Russians. The Gorlach family are extremely hot and beautiful. When you touch them it's like fire, ouchh. They bight back like a tiger. The kids are smokin' hot and the parents a sexy smooth.

Friend 1: "What's your surname?"
Friend 2: "Gorlach"
Friend 1: "So that's why you're so hot!"

by Thecoolcoolcoolstar August 21, 2019