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Joseph Gerlach 

Best musician in the world. Birthday: 04/01/04. Plays Guitar, Piano, Bass, Drums, Ukulele, And Harmonica.
Relationship status: Single ;)
Joseph Gerlach: (Jo-sef) (girl-lock) Meaning: to play as many instruments as possibly.
plz let me post this for my friends
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an herb smoking booze chugger; friends with the red baron and caveman
You party animal, you are quite the goerlach.
goerlach by mg March 10, 2004

Thomas Gerlach 

A great philosopher, commonly called g master swag by his undeserving pupils. He bestows his great knowledge to those who come whether they deserve it or not.
Pupil:Hey G-Master-Swag
Thomas Gerlach: Cheater, get out wise-fool.
When a man finishes on an inanimate object.
Damn, he gerlached all over that car!
gerlach by russellvilleAnonymous October 15, 2020
When you’re Justin Song and your card gets pulled
Help! Which sentence are we on? I’m going to get caught gerlachin!
Gerlachin by Johnnyremmell October 9, 2018

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026