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geekstick 

USB Stick, Also known as a porn folder.
my geekstick is so full of CP, JB and furry, ima have to go buy a new one.
geekstick by SpineSnapper April 4, 2008

gearstick 

The sexual act of grasping an erect penis and moving it about in a way that you would a car's gearstick, while at the same time, imitating the sound of the gears changing.
Mark was happily receiving a hearty blowjob from the girl from Perth but was caught off guard when she abruptly stopped and began to gearstick him. He noticed that she was particularly adept at imitating the sound of the gears shifting. Perhaps, he thought, she had a passion for car racing.
gearstick by dougla14 May 18, 2011

geek stick 

a slang term for a USB flash drive
dude, can i borrow your geek stick
geek stick by grizzla November 1, 2007

gerkstick 

A below average sales person who often annoys co-workers.
He's such a gerkstick.
gerkstick by God of Words 420 February 28, 2022

Guckstick 

A complete wanker of a human being. Pompous, arrogant, douche bag. Not to be confused with 'fuckstick'. A GUCKSTICK is someone you can't contain your annoyance for. Fuckstick just isn't strong enough for this strain of idiocy.
Holy Lucifer's balls, that dude's a GUCKSTICK.
Guckstick by Trouble. July 26, 2016

Geeksticles 

Geeksticles n.

The theoretically biotic source geekosterone which largely attributed to geekulinity.

Attributes to such behaviors as nerd rage (geekroid rage), geeking out (being pumped), seeking caffeine (juicing), or other natural geek tendencies such as intellectual debates, reading, or immersing into video games.
"Give him a few years, his geeksticles will drop."

"After that debate, my geeksticles have shrunken".
Geeksticles by Steventon June 11, 2010
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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