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Some fake word that came up when you made a typo. Most often caused by people who dont have autocorrect or tried to spell “jerk” but failed massively.
Bro that guy was a fuckin gerflk.
gerflk by A gerflk May 21, 2021
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Gerflekteflugen 

A form of farewell; literally means goodbye.

Used primarily online.
Talk to you soon, gerflekteflugen!
Gerflekteflugen by Jax October 28, 2004

gerflaffle

(grr-fla-full) To crush or demolish by means of girth.
He sat down on that box and completely gerflaffled it!
gerflaffle by Shane S. January 27, 2007

gerfliggity 

Acts of sensuality that lead to an implosion of rigid power-housing
I was watching "Buckle-Up Your Skank-belts 3" and I almost had to gerfliggity on my love sac again.

gerflunctinweedle 

When the pussy and the butthole become one gaping hole
Jamie, you're such a gerflunctinweedle.

Dustin fucked her so hard he gave her a gerflunctinweedle.
gerflunctinweedle by Juiceski September 7, 2016

Gerfleckinstein 

A shit that goes extremely smooth through the rectum and yeilds minimal crap marks on the toilet paper used to clean the buttocks.
Dude, I just took a great gerfleckinstein!
Gerfleckinstein by Gerfleckinstein September 25, 2005
1. The act of an idea dying due to lack of will, means, or practicality.
2. Lazy thinking
1. I always wanted to write the next great American novel, but that quickly gerflunked.

2. I got the question wrong because of the gerflunked way I arrived at the conclusion.
gerflunk by Lewis H. July 15, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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