gerflaffle

(grr-fla-full) To crush or demolish by means of girth.

He sat down on that box and completely gerflaffled it!

gerflaffle by Shane S. January 27, 2007

gefluffle 

To become tongue tied, made speechless, to have your train of thought derailed in the middle of a conversation

Every time he gets observed, he becomes gefluffled and loses his audience.

gefluffle by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 9, 2016

gerflagle 

when a female is sitting on your face and queefs. most commonly used during sexual activity.

used in a sentence: "did you just gerflagle on me?"

gerflagle by JimmyJohnsHotDogBarn April 6, 2020