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gerflagle 

when a female is sitting on your face and queefs. most commonly used during sexual activity.
used in a sentence: "did you just gerflagle on me?"
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gerflaffle

(grr-fla-full) To crush or demolish by means of girth.
He sat down on that box and completely gerflaffled it!
gerflaffle by Shane S. January 27, 2007

Gerflaggin 

The Proper term for masturbating a goat.
Did you see David drink that curdled milk while gerflaggining a goat.
Gerflaggin by Eco1128 February 17, 2010

gerflilesd 

gerflilesd
gerflilesd is a fun loving cat who like lasaga and filing taxes.
gerflilesd by fizzythemcglizzy March 12, 2022

gerfagel 

Referring to an all Panda orgy including one human male. Preferably over the age of fifty and 400 pounds. At one point in this event, the fat ass male must blow all of the pandas he is with.
Ryan had a sick gerfagel with a couple of fucking crazy pandas last week.
gerfagel by twofaggots November 11, 2010

Gerflaggenflopple

An imaginary supernatural being invented out of thin air just like the other 999 gods that at one time someone believed in. Including Ra Visnu, and the Christian god. You can pray and worship any of them and it will not make one bit of difference in your life. Nothing will happen.
I prayed to the gerflaggenflopple that my terminal cancer would dissappear, it didn't.
Gerflaggenflopple by ooh ahh ridge August 15, 2022

gerflated 

Fucked up to the point to where you lose all focus and control of yourself
I was so gerflated I was trying to pick the stars out of the sky.
gerflated by Wide open November 19, 2017
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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