gerbilhead

A semi retarded male with a bad haircut and questionable morals.

Oh great.... Gerbilhead Mike is here...

by Burnie Lomax December 25, 2015

Gerbiled

To be sexually violated by enlarged gerbicular sex organs.

Damn that rodent just gerbiled my ass.

by Briz July 6, 2005

Gerbilled Chocolate Cake Martin

Stuff a piece of frozen chocolate cake in the ass like a dildo then thaw it and eat it covered in butt drool.

That girl I gave the Gerbilled Chocolate Cake Martin to last night freaked after I told her the cake she just ate was in her ass last night.

by Richard Kraft August 28, 2006

Gerbiled

When a water bottle meant for rodents inside of a person’s asshole

I was bored last night so I gerbiled myself and the bottle got stuck.

by Cyrus Peppercorn May 26, 2019

gerbiled

When you leave your Facebook up and walk away and then someone else writes something funny and messed up as your new status update

I left my Facebook up and left the room and when I came back my status update said "I love cock" Man I have just been gerbiled

by Dshaf1985 April 22, 2010

Californian Gerbilled Catfish

It's a Catfish, that's been inside someone's rectum.

Susan could walk after she had Californian Gerbilled Catfish on Tuesday

by SkratFish November 17, 2025