geppeh

Means trying to be cool, but ending up being like Sméagol instead.

Now watch me whip whip, watch me geppeh
Have you geppeh today?

by geppehann October 10, 2022

Geppettophile

One who is attracted to, or has sexual relations with a puppet.

Randy, that ventriloquist HAS to be a total Geppettophile.

by daveyhell November 15, 2011

Geppett

Something nasty and foul. Disgusting and rancid. Minging, rank, putrid.
The slang term is based upon Pinocchio’s nasty ass dad, Geppetto. Who stinks like shit all the time because of his exceptionally poor hygiene.

“Ugh, change your trousers. They’re mega geppett”

“Ew, stinks of geppett in here”

by Period poo peter December 7, 2022

Geppetto

A funny spin on the word pedophile. This is based upon the story of Pinnochio where Geppetto makes a little wooden boy and dances with him. Plus it's also fun to say "Geppettophile"

Dude, stop trying to get with little boys you Geppetto.

by Pongo January 2, 2009

geppettoed

To be eaten by a whale.

Where's Mark? Dude, he totally just got geppettoed by that killer whale! :O

by AphroPanda June 10, 2016

Geppetophile

A lonely old man who gets wood from little boys, turning them back into soft flesh after having his joy with them.

I think that guy down the street is a geppetophile. Keep our son away!

by A White June 15, 2006

Geppert

a Geppert (noun) is a cross between a hobbit and a giraffe. It is a curious mix of species, feeds on the leaves of small plants and lives in green spaces surrounded by suburbs.

Also used an an insult, especially to people who have this surname.

"you are the biggest Geppert I know, dude"

"hey, who are you calling a Geppert?"
"You, cus you look like a hobbit AND a giraffe"

"as we can see from the slide, the Geppert does enjoy chasing antelope, but is actually a herbivore"

by Robjb April 4, 2008