Geordies 

A primative sub-species of humanity found around the river tyne in the north east of England.

More easily spotted during cold weather because of a penchent to wear very little clothing in order to prove their virility to the female of the species. Females do likewise.

Full of bravado but for display purposes only. Can usually be found kicking telephone boxes to bits around their watering hole when frustraed by major disappointments.

Did you see the geordies in 1989?

Aye! Three hundred on the pitch and they still couldn't put the ball in the net.

Geordies by David Attenborough November 16, 2004

Geordies 

A bunch of uncultured swines waiting to get noticed by Good morning Britain and their own so called football team 🤢🤮 sorry threw up a lil bit ! They Live in chavvy area also know as Newcastle, the only good and nice human being living there is called Amber rose gill. And is also known for all of the drug addicts , alcoholics and horny f-boys waiting for a school girl to go home to put their tiny wiener in .

Watch out for those scruffy magpies over there bloody Geordies.

What’s that awful smell .. oh wait it’s only a Geordie. Sweet heart don’t forget your Geordie repellent.

Geordies by Ha’way the lads 🔴⚪️🔴⚪️ August 23, 2019

Geordie Cocktail

An alcoholic drink, made using 1 part vodka 5 parts energy drink.

A classic Geordie Cocktail is made using Blue Kube and RedBull.

Monty: Hi, Oscar would you like me to make you a Geordie Cocktail?
Oscar: Thanks, I would love one

Geordie Cocktail by Heisenberg_walt June 27, 2013

Geordied 

When a female falls for the affection of a male, who's origin is of Newcastle or the near by surrounding area.

"Here, met 2 irish bords in korfu, they got geordied like"

Geordied by Awight September 9, 2013

Geordieland 

The city of newcastle and the towns of Gateshead, Morpeth, Ashington, Cramlington, Whickham and even as far as Hexham and the surrounding area. This does NOT include Sunderland.

I come from Geordieland

Geordieland by Bryanttie April 6, 2009

Geordie Matheos 

Justin Chow’s sworn enemy. Geordie Matheos is a retard.

Justin Chow: Geordie Matheoszcczzs is scxzxuch a retard.

Geordie Matheos by Skanky the whale March 2, 2019

geordie 

The friendliest people in the UK. knowing for drinking everyone under the table and their amazing accent. Also devoted football fans and mass lovers of greggs. They don't deny a good baked pastry treat.

I wish I had a geordie accent, my scouser ones shit!

geordie by toontoontoon January 23, 2011