Gandrophilia 

A strong (non-sexual) interest in geese and goose-related matters.

It would never have worked out between us; his gandrophilia left very little time for us to do anything together that didn't also involve geese.

Gandrophilia by goosefacts July 13, 2010

Androphilia 

The attraction to men or masculinity. It's a polite, nonspecific way to ask what a certain person is attracted to. An androphilic man is homosexual, while an androphilic woman is heterosexual.

John: So, Jeff, are you... Androphilic?
Jeff: Haha, yes. Very much so.
John: Cool. Appearance of homophobia avoided.
Androphilia

Androphilia by thewhiterabbit13 December 29, 2011

gentrophilia 

Symptoms:


Watching "granny-porn".

Being nice to old people.

Helping an old lady across the street. (there's always a hidden motive)

Having sex with old people.


Special Notes:

It is still considered gentrophilia when an old person has sex with another old person.

gentrophilia by Anonymous June 16, 2003

gentrophilia 

The uncontrollable desire to have sex with old people

That person's gentrophilia creeps me out.

gentrophilia by Greg October 26, 2002

Gandrophobia 

(a) The fear of geese
(b) Hatred and prejudice towards geese

We were having a nice walk through the park when Andrew had another gandrophobia attack.

I really don't like that guy. He's such a gandrophobe.

Gandrophobia by goosefacts July 13, 2010

androphilia 

Being attracted to people who look androgynous. Not necessarily bisexual, homosexual, or pansexual. Androphilia is not affected by gender, as long as they look androgynous.

Man 1: Man, I would make out with Cloud all day long.

Man 2: Whoa, dude, I didn't know you were gay.

Man 1: I'm not. I just love that androgynous look.

Man 2: So that's why your girlfriend looks like a guy.

Man 1: Yeah, I have serious androphilia.

androphilia by Starsound February 11, 2013

gangophiliac 

gangophiliac is the definition of someone who often and/or repeatedly has sexual relations with someone that is "Gangus".

shit man, did you hear about that girl? yeah, she´s a gangophiliac:)

gangophiliac by no ganguss May 29, 2010