Gandrophobia

(a) The fear of geese
(b) Hatred and prejudice towards geese

We were having a nice walk through the park when Andrew had another gandrophobia attack.

I really don't like that guy. He's such a gandrophobe.

by goosefacts July 12, 2010

Gandrophilia

A strong (non-sexual) interest in geese and goose-related matters.

It would never have worked out between us; his gandrophilia left very little time for us to do anything together that didn't also involve geese.

by goosefacts July 13, 2010

Ganderast

A goose-fucker

When he moved to Slimbridge he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a ganderast.

by goosefacts July 14, 2010