Geneologist

A profession acting as a genius behind an operation.

I used to work at Apple as a geneologist.

Geneologist by The Geneologist May 23, 2026

Geneologist

Geneologist (noun)
Pronunciation: jee-nee-ol-oj-ist

A person whose profession is being a genius for an operation, especially someone exceptionally skilled at solving problems or carrying out complex plans during a mission, surgery, event, or technical task.

“The team called in a geneologist to fix the system failure before launch.”

Geneologist by The Geneologist May 23, 2026

Geneologist

Geneologist (noun)
Pronunciation: jee-nee-ol-oj-ist

A person whose profession is being a genius for an operation, especially someone exceptionally skilled at solving problems or carrying out complex plans during a mission, surgery, event, or technical task.

“The team called in a geneologist to fix the system failure before launch.”

Geneologist by The Geneologist May 23, 2026

Geneologist

Geneologist (noun)
Pronunciation: jee-nee-ol-oj-ist

A person whose profession is being a genius for an operation, especially someone exceptionally skilled at solving problems or carrying out complex plans during a mission, surgery, event, or technical task.

“The team called in a geneologist to fix the system failure before launch.”

Geneologist by The Geneologist May 23, 2026

urban geologist

A crack smoker; One who smokes rocks. Is often found in an inner city environment.

Urban geologists mugged me for crack money behind the liquor store.

urban geologist by Stan Smith July 19, 2005

Geologist 

Geologists are 'scientists' with an unnatural obsession with geology (rocks). Often too intelligent to do monotonous sciences like biology, chemistry, or physics, geologists devote their time to mud-worrying, volcano poking, fault finding, bouldering, dust-collecting, and high-risk colouring. One of the main difficulties in communicating with geologists is their belief that a million years is a short amount of time and their heads are harder than rocks. Consequently, such abstract concepts as "Tuesday Morning" and Lunchtime are completely beyond their comprehension.

Geologists in the movies are nothing like the real thing. For example, in a volcanic eruption, or major earthquake, no geologist is going to give a rat's ass about rescuing a dog even if it does belong to the romantic interest's children. He or she will be far more concerned about the mineralogy of the ash falling from the sky, or the viscosity of the lava flow and its movement across the substrate (which may or may not include a village).

There is a considerable, and still growing body of scientific literature that suggests that geologists are in fact the world's first alcohol-based life form.

The geologists were supplied with alchohol (a common strategy to loosen up the cast in reality TV), but the camera crew was surprised to notice that even after drinking gallons of the liquid, the geologists did not change their behavior, and continued talking in an obscure jargonized language about 'bombs', 'breccia,' and 'lahars,' none of which made for good reality TV.

Geologist by AgeTurnipseed October 6, 2009

geologist 

Highly educated individuals who eat rocks.

Geologist: Tastes like asbestos.

geologist by Laelaps February 1, 2020