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Elasticity Theory
The theory that the Vagina being predominantly tight due to muscles will go slack and loose on Celebate women as a result of not being put to use during sexual intercourse while promiscuous women will have a tighter vagina due to the muscle having a regular work out and snapping back tight by the next morning
I fucked 2 girls last week that proved Elasticity Theory the tramp of the two was plenty tight but her prudish friend that has held out for the last 2 years was like fuckin a jar of mayo
Elasticity Theory by All Knowing Asshole February 26, 2017
AES (Anal Elasticity Syndrome)
The condition resulting in excessive penetration of the anal cavity. The sphincter of the anus is unable to tighten, resulting in the inability to clench your anus shut. This means that you can't prevent the flow of fecal matter coming out of your anus. This disease is prevalent in the homosexual community, especially among males
AES (Anal Elasticity Syndrome) by Christopher Cantoon April 13, 2008
elasticity
Being able to bounce back after failing. Showing adaptibility within a problem. Resilience. Perseverance. Not letting changes bring you down and ruin your hardwork.
elasticity by Cheerleading1012 December 29, 2014
plane of elasticity
My girl and I were messing around and she was all over me with her hands. Once she crossed that plane of elasticity... Oh man...I was so turned on. It was all over then.
plane of elasticity by carrielw71 January 3, 2008
ELASTICITY FLASHBACK
ELASTICATION of news events by performing journalism intercourse.
Interrelatiinal self-relations ELASTICATION.
When ECONMIC COMMODITY prices are ELASTIC inside normal supply and demand.
Interrelatiinal self-relations ELASTICATION.
When ECONMIC COMMODITY prices are ELASTIC inside normal supply and demand.
You will get an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK by simply connecting news events by using DATE to DATE format amount of the days spread from the former to the later.
The best way is by example for ELASTICITY FLASHBACK as sad as the concert of BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN at 10th AVENUE FREEZE OUT was the introduction of his mastered saxophone player at that very date CLARENCE CLEMMONS as never said his name and the penultimate hit at the passing YOU'RE A FRIEND OF MINE with JACKSON BROWN AND CLARENCE CLEMMONS himself is the ultimate ELASTICATION INTERCOURSE.
Bitcoin got so out of hand as a cryptocurrency as a result that mania drived the market and ELASTICITY FLASHBACK could not even be applicable as the extreme volatility made it a RISCIBLE.
The best way is by example for ELASTICITY FLASHBACK as sad as the concert of BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN at 10th AVENUE FREEZE OUT was the introduction of his mastered saxophone player at that very date CLARENCE CLEMMONS as never said his name and the penultimate hit at the passing YOU'RE A FRIEND OF MINE with JACKSON BROWN AND CLARENCE CLEMMONS himself is the ultimate ELASTICATION INTERCOURSE.
Bitcoin got so out of hand as a cryptocurrency as a result that mania drived the market and ELASTICITY FLASHBACK could not even be applicable as the extreme volatility made it a RISCIBLE.
ELASTICITY FLASHBACK by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY May 26, 2021
ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY
You do an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK and you just shot yourself in the foot.
JOSE JOSUE SEPTEMBER 12 2021 6.30 PM SEPTEMBER 14,. 2021 1.00 PM ELASTICITY FLASHBACK
JOSE JOSUE SEPTEMBER 12 2021 6.30 PM SEPTEMBER 14,. 2021 1.00 PM ELASTICITY FLASHBACK
Don't you realize JOSE when you do an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK as at the start of THIS IS A GIRL'S TRIP and then you at the end of the TRIP you had to be begged to make the required stops which means you never finished your duties JOSUE now he spells his name and ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY and in the next sentence I give you the analysis of why this is.
So JOSE is your name so is it OK if I Jerk Off Shit Eaating while you are driving or did you mean you want me to Jet Off SouthEast . Ok, now your name is JOSUE and oh yes THIS IS A GIRL'S TRIP and you see hands down it's an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY because BALLS TWO GO is really what this is , doing an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK and by the way JOSE never drove me anywhere as JOSUE was the driver and just drove from me around the block from MOUNTAIN VIEW to the GOOGLEPLEX so the cost was about $2.60 ;and THE TIP using the ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY to calculate is $2.85 and CASTRATION in counting if SEPTEMBER 14, 2021 you do an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY for when URBAN JIG stole my ASSHOLE on VAMPIRE WEEKEND as HEY!!!!! where did my ASSH0LE go when I passed EMERALD HOUR and that ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY is all who need to watch and want to see it all on SEPTEMBER 12 2021 SATELLITE.IMAGING starting at your convenience as remember though , " THE MOTHERLAND DOES NOT LOVE YOU BUTT the MOTHERFUCKER can sure FUCK YOU with a JIGSAW (OUCH!!!!)
So JOSE is your name so is it OK if I Jerk Off Shit Eaating while you are driving or did you mean you want me to Jet Off SouthEast . Ok, now your name is JOSUE and oh yes THIS IS A GIRL'S TRIP and you see hands down it's an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY because BALLS TWO GO is really what this is , doing an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK and by the way JOSE never drove me anywhere as JOSUE was the driver and just drove from me around the block from MOUNTAIN VIEW to the GOOGLEPLEX so the cost was about $2.60 ;and THE TIP using the ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY to calculate is $2.85 and CASTRATION in counting if SEPTEMBER 14, 2021 you do an ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY for when URBAN JIG stole my ASSHOLE on VAMPIRE WEEKEND as HEY!!!!! where did my ASSH0LE go when I passed EMERALD HOUR and that ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY is all who need to watch and want to see it all on SEPTEMBER 12 2021 SATELLITE.IMAGING starting at your convenience as remember though , " THE MOTHERLAND DOES NOT LOVE YOU BUTT the MOTHERFUCKER can sure FUCK YOU with a JIGSAW (OUCH!!!!)
ELASTICITY FLASHBACK SPY by BETE NOIRE ASSH0LE September 14, 2021
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