Geertruida
Geertruida by Joan the Tub September 14, 2008
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Geertruida
Geertruida is the most beautiful dutch girl you would ever meet with her beautiful blond hair and blue/grey eyes.
Geertruida by akkie November 23, 2021
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gertruda
Gertruda is a beautiful person with a lot of charm. Her name is as unique as her. Gertruda is a shy girl, at first, but once you get to know her she won’t give you a bad time. She is very funny, and she’ll always have something thoughtful to say. Gertruda is the most caring and understanding person in the whole world, and let’s not forget that she’s wifey material. She loves her family and friends to the moon and back, and everyone with a Gertruda in their life will forever be lucky. Her best friend is especially the luckiest person, and she would screw up her whole life without Gertruda by her side, taking care of her bipolar moods. So boys go wife her up. Her body and personality is blessings from God. Amen.
gertruda
most amazing sexy looking person on this earth she looks like frog but human form she will most likely bang u out in a fight so stand back and she is a amazing friend to be near she will always give u advice and be nice and kind
gertruda by YESJSHSBSJ September 19, 2020
gertrůda
Gertrůda is the most “mom” girl possible. She has the best style and everyone looks up to her. She loves animals and her life is very meaningful. I have never seen a girl named Gertrůda that is tall. Gertrůda has a lot of friends, but she’s not the dating type.
gertrůda by Kateřina06 November 21, 2021
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