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Geetered 

A condition that appears when one is high as hell on Methamphetamine.It usually peaks after being high and awake for two or more days. Much like OCD but drug induced the subject will become intensly focused on tasks such as cleaning, organizing and reorganizing their belongings, "fixing things" that are not broken,and masterbating to pornography.Sometimes these tasks will take place simultaneously and continue for days. The geetered party will move around quickly from project to project in a back and forth jerky motion much like a chicken pecking in a barnyard sometimes talking to themselves or making strange clucking/whistling noises. The condtion is not permanent and can be reversed with a nap, a meal and a few days rest.
You can always tell when my neighbor Ray Ray is geetered. He wears a head lamp and a tool belt with a propane torch, tools, a copy of hustler and a bottle of sex lube in it around the house.
Geetered by Rock Cystianson January 31, 2009
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Gangsta from the East - usually from Hong Kong or any part near South China Sea. Is usually very rich by inheritance and is often seen hangin out in various parts of China Town of a city. Also owns a lot of real estate and is seldom seen without sunglasses. He is always surrounded by wannabe geesters.
Don't mess with YoPhang, he's a bad geester!
geester by sgandhi September 9, 2008

gertering 

Something a gutt does that is especially gutty.
The other day, this gutt was gertering all over my lawn.
gertering by a babies goad April 13, 2017
Whats up geester?
Geester by Zabass October 20, 2010
A person who goes around fucking the nastiest girls in the area. The type of guy to get greasy with the county whore and act like it wasn’t disgusting
Guy 1: did you fuck that nasty snatch down south a ways?

Guy 2: Yeah, where’s the problem?

Guy 1: dude you’re the biggest Gerten ever
gerten by The_coochie_man February 17, 2023
A expression to discribe how drunk, or how good you where winning last night, especially when you did some really stupid things.

Geertje is a superhero in Rijkevorsel, Belgium, so this expression is a more local, region-tied expression.
Oh, my God, Keith, that man is soooo Geertje, i think he is the Winnaar today!

I can't believe i was so Geertje last night, i'm quite sure somebody did something in my drink!

When i'm going out tonight, i hope i will be as drunk as Geertje
Geertje by voodooman May 8, 2010