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a person or thing that is completely uncool
freshmen are such geats!
geat by jfhalfref December 9, 2008
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geats • Geatland • Geattress • Geatan • Geatchy • Geater • geatet • geatos • Geaton • Geature
Classic prank: the act of grabbing someone's dick, quickly scraping out the smegma and smearing it on the person's face.
"He had his geating coming"
"That bastard Nicodemus led me into an ambush to geat me"
"Don't keep your place? That's a geatin"
Geat by itsthegeatohoh December 20, 2012

The Geat 

A disease that cannot be given or taken away. The Geat is not only IN all things, but it makes UP all things. It makes the world known and unknown. People who have The Geat are unquestionably superior to the rest of mankind, but because they have The Geat they cannot really be compared. A person who obtains The Geat is also able to shoot invisible poison darts at a moment's notice, which can prove deadly to anyone who dares cross their path. The Geat is to remain unquestioned and treasured above all things material. The Geat; if you have to ask, you'll never know.
"He has The Geat, don't mess with him."

-"Marie is the obvious choice for the leading role."
-"What? No way, Christy's much better!"
-"No way, man....Marie's got.....The Geat." o_O
The Geat by MarFisch March 5, 2011
The word geatchy can be used as a synonym for words like lame, weird, extra, Buford, therm, etc..
“Folks ass geatchy as hell!”
“Geatchy ass niggas!”
Geatchy by Abd fan April 13, 2020

Geatland 

An alternate name for a region in southern Sweden, being the home of the Goths (not the subculture), also called Geats, from whence the hero of the epic poem Beowulf claimed origin.
And Beowulf became king of Geatland, reigning over Higlac's old kingdom.
Geatland by bookworm1138 May 17, 2010

Geatland 

Geatland is the limbo one finds oneself in when in a relationship but also not in a relationship; i.e. hookup-buddies
Kayla? Yeah she’s in Geatland with Peter right now. They say they don’t like labels but they’re clearly hooking up on the side.
Geatland by hnorm August 6, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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