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a person or thing that is completely uncool
freshmen are such geats!
geat by jfhalfref December 9, 2008
Related Words
geats • Geatland • Geattress • Geatan • Geatchy • Geater • geatet • geatos • Geaton • Geature
Classic prank: the act of grabbing someone's dick, quickly scraping out the smegma and smearing it on the person's face.
"He had his geating coming"
"That bastard Nicodemus led me into an ambush to geat me"
"Don't keep your place? That's a geatin"
Geat by itsthegeatohoh December 20, 2012

The Geat 

A disease that cannot be given or taken away. The Geat is not only IN all things, but it makes UP all things. It makes the world known and unknown. People who have The Geat are unquestionably superior to the rest of mankind, but because they have The Geat they cannot really be compared. A person who obtains The Geat is also able to shoot invisible poison darts at a moment's notice, which can prove deadly to anyone who dares cross their path. The Geat is to remain unquestioned and treasured above all things material. The Geat; if you have to ask, you'll never know.
"He has The Geat, don't mess with him."

-"Marie is the obvious choice for the leading role."
-"What? No way, Christy's much better!"
-"No way, man....Marie's got.....The Geat." o_O
The Geat by MarFisch March 5, 2011
The word geatchy can be used as a synonym for words like lame, weird, extra, Buford, therm, etc..
“Folks ass geatchy as hell!”
“Geatchy ass niggas!”
Geatchy by Abd fan April 13, 2020

Geatland 

An alternate name for a region in southern Sweden, being the home of the Goths (not the subculture), also called Geats, from whence the hero of the epic poem Beowulf claimed origin.
And Beowulf became king of Geatland, reigning over Higlac's old kingdom.
Geatland by bookworm1138 May 17, 2010

Geatland 

Geatland is the limbo one finds oneself in when in a relationship but also not in a relationship; i.e. hookup-buddies
Kayla? Yeah she’s in Geatland with Peter right now. They say they don’t like labels but they’re clearly hooking up on the side.
Geatland by hnorm August 6, 2018
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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