Geat

To eat at the gally.

Jesus: "Hey Mulvey, what are you doing for lunch today?"
Mulvey: "I'm geating"
Jesus : "What's that?"
Mulvey: "Gally-eating"

by Jesus_mac April 14, 2010

geat

a person or thing that is completely uncool

freshmen are such geats!

by jfhalfref December 9, 2008

Geat

Classic prank: the act of grabbing someone's dick, quickly scraping out the smegma and smearing it on the person's face.

"He had his geating coming"
"That bastard Nicodemus led me into an ambush to geat me"
"Don't keep your place? That's a geatin"

by itsthegeatohoh December 20, 2012

The Geat

A disease that cannot be given or taken away. The Geat is not only IN all things, but it makes UP all things. It makes the world known and unknown. People who have The Geat are unquestionably superior to the rest of mankind, but because they have The Geat they cannot really be compared. A person who obtains The Geat is also able to shoot invisible poison darts at a moment's notice, which can prove deadly to anyone who dares cross their path. The Geat is to remain unquestioned and treasured above all things material. The Geat; if you have to ask, you'll never know.

"He has The Geat, don't mess with him."

-"Marie is the obvious choice for the leading role."
-"What? No way, Christy's much better!"
-"No way, man....Marie's got.....The Geat." o_O

by MarFisch March 5, 2011

Geatchy

The word geatchy can be used as a synonym for words like lame, weird, extra, Buford, therm, etc..

“Folks ass geatchy as hell!”
“Geatchy ass niggas!”

by Abd fan April 13, 2020

Geatland

An alternate name for a region in southern Sweden, being the home of the Goths (not the subculture), also called Geats, from whence the hero of the epic poem Beowulf claimed origin.

And Beowulf became king of Geatland, reigning over Higlac's old kingdom.

by bookworm1138 May 17, 2010

Geatland

Geatland is the limbo one finds oneself in when in a relationship but also not in a relationship; i.e. hookup-buddies

Kayla? Yeah she’s in Geatland with Peter right now. They say they don’t like labels but they’re clearly hooking up on the side.

by hnorm August 6, 2018