Geatland 

An alternate name for a region in southern Sweden, being the home of the Goths (not the subculture), also called Geats, from whence the hero of the epic poem Beowulf claimed origin.

And Beowulf became king of Geatland, reigning over Higlac's old kingdom.

Geatland by bookworm1138 May 17, 2010

Geatland 

Geatland is the limbo one finds oneself in when in a relationship but also not in a relationship; i.e. hookup-buddies

Kayla? Yeah she’s in Geatland with Peter right now. They say they don’t like labels but they’re clearly hooking up on the side.

Geatland by hnorm August 6, 2018

Geaslander 

A person born of Incestrial fornication, of whom cannot break the chains of incest only to practice incest often as an adult... often with his sister. Another common trait of a Geaslander is similar to a Karen... one who needs a manager right this minute or else. The final, and most important characteristic of a Geaslander is that he or she is famously terrible at Fantasy Football.

That poor Geaslander really never had a chance... probably Trump’s fault.

Geaslander by TheLeague2018 May 22, 2020

Geaslander 

Like a bird that sneaks into your crawlspace to build a nest and lay its eggs, the Geaslander moves his family into your crawlspace and raises his offspring in the dark, musty basement where they feel at home and safe from Trump.

Highlander was a great TV show but I have a Geaslander in my crawlspace that built a huge nest out of insulation.

Geaslander by The real Buc Nasty August 3, 2021