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Gayus ex Machina 

In works of fiction; the use/revelation of a character’s sexuality to advance the plot. Similar to Deus ex Machina, but gayer.
Girl 1: “Omg, Madonna was literally dying till she realised she was actually in love with Shakira, then she got up and started dancing! That’s the power of love for you.”

Girl 2: “No, that’s the power of Gayus ex Machina and bad storytelling.”

Gayus pulus 

Gayus pulus is a very big gay cock
I have a gayus pulus
Gayus pulus by Gay 2.0 May 30, 2021

Bigus Retardus Gayus 

This is an extremely rare type of person that EXISTS ON MORE THAN 3 DIMENSIONS.
A: Hey did you see Bigus Retardus Gayus yesterday i think he was existing on 6 whole dimensions .
B: Really?! I've only seen him be at 5

coulterius-isus-gayus

latin origin, one who sucks at life in general
That person that is wearing socks with sandals is coulterius-isus-gayus.

Gayest Number 

The gayest number in the world is 57. This number refers to Shakespeare's Sonnet number 57. This sonnet details Shakespeare's love for a young man. His affections are so strong that he calls himself a slave to his incredibly strong emotional attraction to the boy.
The gayest number in the world is 57.
Gayest Number by Octobottom March 28, 2021

Red and Blue Gays 

Two gay pining characters from some sort of media. The trope is generally associated with friends/enemies/lovers. Some examples include:
Keith and Lance (Voltron: Legendary Defender)
Adora and Catra (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)
Asami and Korra (The Legend of Korra)
Ruby and Sapphire (Steven Universe)
Tony Stark and Steve Rogers (Marvel Cinematic Multiverse)
Ash and Gary (Pokemon)
Light and L (Death Note)

And many more...
They're my red and blue gays and I love them