XaneiFoxx's definitions
Short for Pre-excretory Faecal Odour Syndrome, PEFOS is a form of flatulence, typically passed just before a bowel movement. It produces a particularly offensive odour, due to the proximity of the descending stool and the air pocket soon to be expelled as wind.
Please note: PEFOS is a parody “syndrome”, not recognised by the National Institute of Clinical Excellence.
Please note: PEFOS is a parody “syndrome”, not recognised by the National Institute of Clinical Excellence.
Karen: “I tell you what, earlier I went for a number two, and as I stooped down, I farted and it went right in my face and nearly knocked me out”
Becky: “That’s PEFOS for you.”
Karen: “Pee-what?”
Becky: “PEFOS. It’s short for Pre-excretory Faecal Odour Syndrome. Basically, it’s a really deadly fart that pops out just before you poop.”
Karen: “Ew. I always wondered why those types of fart smell so bad.”
Becky: “That’s PEFOS for you.”
Karen: “Pee-what?”
Becky: “PEFOS. It’s short for Pre-excretory Faecal Odour Syndrome. Basically, it’s a really deadly fart that pops out just before you poop.”
Karen: “Ew. I always wondered why those types of fart smell so bad.”
by XaneiFoxx May 25, 2020
Get the PEFOSmug. An imperative, to call one or more persons to silence, especially when said person/s are generally just talking shit. Popular in the north of England.
by XaneiFoxx December 11, 2015
Get the beak itmug. In works of fiction; the use/revelation of a character’s sexuality to advance the plot. Similar to Deus ex Machina, but gayer.
Girl 1: “Omg, Madonna was literally dying till she realised she was actually in love with Shakira, then she got up and started dancing! That’s the power of love for you.”
Girl 2: “No, that’s the power of Gayus ex Machina and bad storytelling.”
Girl 2: “No, that’s the power of Gayus ex Machina and bad storytelling.”
by XaneiFoxx May 12, 2020
Get the Gayus ex Machinamug.