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garstang community academy 

garstang community academy is seen as a prison and watch out lads and lasses, mr garret will be on you if you’re not careful, he’ll start messaging you and touching you up in lessons. and also mr fielden, he’ll make you bend down to pick up books or anything just to look up your skirt. oh yeah, and don’t forget how newly married mrs lakeland / mrs sugden had an affair with a teacher, mr farquaharson, who is also married and he has children. it all started on the ski trip of 2018 when they were left alone together almost every day. garstang community academy is a fantastic ‘family’ with people who wouldn’t hesitate to hit another person. it’s full of sweats and geeks and nerds. twats and bellends and freaks. boys who think they’re funny af but really they’re not. girls who will simply suck up to garret and fielden purely for attention or mr fieldens lolly pops. it’s also full of weirdos and fatties with the odd sporty freak. garstang is full of girls who simply don’t know how to do eyebrows and boys who simply don’t know when to shut there mouths. garstang has recently banned water and it’s gone so viral it’s even ended up in a magazine/ news paper in australia. not only that, probably the most decent teacher we’re ever going to get has just fucked off to another school for more money, typical of garstang really but yanno #bringbackbirch.
garstang community academy is a shit hole

Garstang Community Academy 

Garstang Community Academy is located in the north west of England. If u wanna buy weed then this is the school for you. There is loads of slags there that will flash there body’s at you for weed so watch out boys. However all the boys are manslags so they like it. All the teaches snort beak and have affairs with each. Also Everyone’s dumb there because people claim it’s a “good” school. Well it’s not
Don’t go to Garstang Community Academy that all I have to say

garstang 

(verb) the act of running down stairs, usually within the home, whilst attempting to pull up your trousers, as a result of the doorbell / phone ringing whilst on the toilet.
"Sorry I took so long there. I had to garstang all the way down the stairs".
garstang by ANNONN September 7, 2005

Garstang Academy

The worst school in Lancashire. Lead by one strappingly handsome man who goes by the name Alistair Ashcroft. This man is a not only a Satanist but an Anarchist and has been seen practicing witchcraft and using the schools budget on fish4hoes.com. There are many famous teachers at this such as a convicted paedophile and two teachers who had an affair and probably shagged in the science prep room
Person 1: I think Garstang Academy is the worst school ever
Person 2: don’t blame you the teachers are clearly satanists

Ganstanger

Ganstanger is a gangster who drives a Mustang.
Damian is a ganstanger because he drives a mustang.
Ganstanger by Damian January 24, 2005

Ganstanger

A person who owns a mustang, with these issues: Clutch burnt out at 3500 miles. Warranty replaced.

Shifter got stuck between gears from new (possibly cause of the clutch going out). Dealer wouldn't fix because he said it was normal and I laughed when he couldn't get it into gear to pull it out of the shop.

Warped head at 7500 miles. Dealer replaced it, but commented that I must have been running the car hard to cause this sort of damage.

Power front seat was broken after I got it back from the dealer after head work being done. Dealer replaced. Would also run hot after the head was replaced.
My mustang sees the dealer more than my driveway.
Ganstanger by bobomb January 31, 2005
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