1 definition by XxX_2DaNk4Me_XxX
The one true religion. It states that one day, there will be a third coming of Half Life and on that day, all console peasants will burn in their shitty 15 FPS games.
Kid: "Hey dad, could we go outside?"
Dad: "You are in a house of gabenism. You shall not say that word, young man."
Dad: "You are in a house of gabenism. You shall not say that word, young man."
by XxX_2DaNk4Me_XxX November 4, 2015