When straight guys adopt feminine or borderline homosexual tendencies for the purpose of appeasing women into having sex with them. Term coined by Brandon Wardell during a stand-up set. Common examples include painted nails, makeup, glitter, feminine clothing, and feigning attraction to your own sex in conversation. Most frequently employed by guys around alt-girls.
"All you fellas who are gay for pussy, you're on notice." - Brandon
"Did you see Thomas walking around campus with painted nails the other day? That Shit is so outta character for him."
"He's just gay for pussy in order to impress that indie chick he's been hooking up with, nothing more to it."
A comedy sports game that is most commonly played in car parks at night after the pub. It involves passing the ball amongst players with a maximum of three touches per player and a maximum of one bounce off the floor between players. If the ball bounces more than once or a player uses any part of the body apart from their hands to touch the ball they are out and then become a decoy who now has to try and put other players off using any means possible. The last player in wins.
"Does anyone fancy a game of Pissy Flanging Gay ball after the Nelson pub quiz tonight?"
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.