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Gay to the point 

When something is straight to the point but absolutely nothing is straight about it
(aka gayforward)
Zephyr: imagine getting pinned to the wall by the opposite sex-
Angel:wow.. that is very straight to the point
Zephyr: :)
Angel: no you’re right it’s gay to the point-
Gay to the point by MrZeph_ November 16, 2020

gay to the point 

Immediately to the point. A gay way to say straight to the point.
Time is short so I'll get gay to the point (= explain the matter immediately).

gay points

A way of determining homosexuality in males based on a point system. If 100% is 100 points a man must only be 30% gay to be fully gay. Points are given for feminine qualities such as screaming when scared, not doing things because of danger involved, etc. Points shall not be given excessively because they are non-negotiable and remain throughout life. Any gay sexual act equals a full 100.
Dude, Berry got gay points yesterday for screaming when Q scared him. What a fag.
gay points by JP408 July 1, 2007

gay as paint 

Gay as Paint is a bygone term that originally was used to describe something that had been painted in bright vivid colors (when gay meant bright, vivacious and sparkling before its association with homosexuals). Thus, to be gay as paint meant something was as "gay (bright) as paint...made it possible"

Jacqueline Onassis has been quoted using that term to describe Truman Capote. In a conversation she had with Joan Kennedy, the latter asked if Capote was gay... Jackie replied, "He's so gay, he's gay as paint." By then the term had morphed to describe flamboyant homosexuals in a tongue-in-cheek nod to the reframing of gay as a homosexual term.
"He's so gay, he is gay as paint."
gay as paint by Albolene November 24, 2013

Pointy gay 

A gay guy overly obsessed with appearance, usually in pointy shoes. Overly obsessed with putting down others due to a radical lack of self esteem. Pointy nose is optional.
O dear, he's totally judging the room...what a pointy gay
Pointy gay by HourlyAbyss5 July 19, 2014

pint of gay 

I've got a stinking hangover so its a pint of gay for me mate, cheers
pint of gay by bigmeuprudeboy September 10, 2003