13 definitions by JP408

The feeling you get after you've been drinking heavily for several days and suddenly stop.
After that bender last week I caught a case of the inexplicable sadness.
by JP408 June 7, 2007
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When a fairly attractive woman or man introduces themeselves to a group of the opposite sex in order to get their ugly friend in the door
I thought I was money but she bait and switched me into talking to that pig
by JP408 June 7, 2007
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Fingering a girls ass and vagina at the same time.
Even though I'm older I still like making girls ride the lightning, it really takes me back to my youth
by JP408 June 7, 2007
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The last half inch thrust during doggy style sex. This involves thrusting forcefully with your pelvis and perching up on your toes in order to look like a crowing rooster. It occurs right before ejaculation or to fuck a gay man straight.
I was about to bust so I gave her the rooster.
by JP408 June 7, 2007
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1. A mustache or less commonly the two or three day growth of pubic hair after shaving
1. Look at the fuzz bumper on that asshole
by JP408 June 7, 2007
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A state of extreme drunkeness derived from the native american propensity to be a drunkard.
I was drunker than a red indian last night
by JP408 June 7, 2007
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A man who habitually aims for fat girls in social settings
Man, that dude is a real swine herder
by JP408 June 6, 2007
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