Old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head

a girls face that's leathered from excessive makeup or tanning

That broads face looks like old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head

by JP408 June 06, 2007

gay points

A way of determining homosexuality in males based on a point system. If 100% is 100 points a man must only be 30% gay to be fully gay. Points are given for feminine qualities such as screaming when scared, not doing things because of danger involved, etc. Points shall not be given excessively because they are non-negotiable and remain throughout life. Any gay sexual act equals a full 100.

Dude, Berry got gay points yesterday for screaming when Q scared him. What a fag.

by JP408 June 07, 2007

inexplicable sadness

The feeling you get after you've been drinking heavily for several days and suddenly stop.

After that bender last week I caught a case of the inexplicable sadness.

by JP408 June 07, 2007

bait and switch

When a fairly attractive woman or man introduces themeselves to a group of the opposite sex in order to get their ugly friend in the door

I thought I was money but she bait and switched me into talking to that pig

by JP408 June 07, 2007

monkey paw

the pubic hair protruding from the sides of a womans bikini or underwear. Looks like a monkey paw behind the fabric.

Did you see the monkey paw on that foreign lady.

by JP408 June 07, 2007

swine herder

A man who habitually aims for fat girls in social settings

Man, that dude is a real swine herder

by JP408 June 06, 2007

fuzz bumper

1. A mustache or less commonly the two or three day growth of pubic hair after shaving

1. Look at the fuzz bumper on that asshole

by JP408 June 07, 2007