JP408's definitions

fuzz bumper

1. A mustache or less commonly the two or three day growth of pubic hair after shaving

1. Look at the fuzz bumper on that asshole

by JP408 June 29, 2007

inexplicable sadness

The feeling you get after you've been drinking heavily for several days and suddenly stop.

After that bender last week I caught a case of the inexplicable sadness.

by JP408 June 29, 2007

upper teeth bite

During the act of doggy style coitus the person doing the thrusting swings his head down and sinks his upper teeth into the middle of the back of the person he is screwing, he than uses them as a grappling hook to pull the other person closer.

I was hitting her up from behind and I decided to spice it up with an upper teeth bite

by JP408 June 30, 2007

bait and switch

When a fairly attractive woman or man introduces themeselves to a group of the opposite sex in order to get their ugly friend in the door

I thought I was money but she bait and switched me into talking to that pig

by JP408 June 29, 2007

Thrust and Throw

The seamless removal of a condom mid coitus. It involves a smooth thrusting motion during sex. During this motion the condom is removed and thrown to the corner of the room. The removal must be seemless to avoid detection.

She made me wear a condom so I had to pull the old thrust and throw on her.

by JP408 June 29, 2007

stove piping

To lick ones finger and touch a persons asshole in an inappropriate situation such as in a bar, church or resturaunt. To perform a proper stove piping the person must be a stranger. The name refers to the surprised yell of the victim.

I gave that broad a real stove piping last night

by JP408 June 29, 2007

swine herder

A man who habitually aims for fat girls in social settings

Man, that dude is a real swine herder

by JP408 June 29, 2007