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inexplicable sadness

The feeling you get after you've been drinking heavily for several days and suddenly stop.
After that bender last week I caught a case of the inexplicable sadness.
by JP408 June 29, 2007
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upper teeth bite

During the act of doggy style coitus the person doing the thrusting swings his head down and sinks his upper teeth into the middle of the back of the person he is screwing, he than uses them as a grappling hook to pull the other person closer.
I was hitting her up from behind and I decided to spice it up with an upper teeth bite
by JP408 June 30, 2007
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stove piping

To lick ones finger and touch a persons asshole in an inappropriate situation such as in a bar, church or resturaunt. To perform a proper stove piping the person must be a stranger. The name refers to the surprised yell of the victim.
I gave that broad a real stove piping last night
by JP408 June 29, 2007
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Old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head

a girls face that's leathered from excessive makeup or tanning
That broads face looks like old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head
by JP408 June 29, 2007
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gay points

A way of determining homosexuality in males based on a point system. If 100% is 100 points a man must only be 30% gay to be fully gay. Points are given for feminine qualities such as screaming when scared, not doing things because of danger involved, etc. Points shall not be given excessively because they are non-negotiable and remain throughout life. Any gay sexual act equals a full 100.
Dude, Berry got gay points yesterday for screaming when Q scared him. What a fag.
by JP408 July 1, 2007
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ride the lightning

Fingering a girls ass and vagina at the same time.
Even though I'm older I still like making girls ride the lightning, it really takes me back to my youth
by JP408 June 29, 2007
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red indian

A state of extreme drunkeness derived from the native american propensity to be a drunkard.
I was drunker than a red indian last night
by JP408 July 1, 2007
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