Definitions by JP408

red indian 

A state of extreme drunkeness derived from the native american propensity to be a drunkard.

I was drunker than a red indian last night

red indian by JP408 July 1, 2007

gay points

A way of determining homosexuality in males based on a point system. If 100% is 100 points a man must only be 30% gay to be fully gay. Points are given for feminine qualities such as screaming when scared, not doing things because of danger involved, etc. Points shall not be given excessively because they are non-negotiable and remain throughout life. Any gay sexual act equals a full 100.

Dude, Berry got gay points yesterday for screaming when Q scared him. What a fag.

gay points by JP408 July 1, 2007

upper teeth bite 

During the act of doggy style coitus the person doing the thrusting swings his head down and sinks his upper teeth into the middle of the back of the person he is screwing, he than uses them as a grappling hook to pull the other person closer.

I was hitting her up from behind and I decided to spice it up with an upper teeth bite

upper teeth bite by JP408 June 30, 2007

Old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head 

a girls face that's leathered from excessive makeup or tanning

That broads face looks like old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head

Old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head by JP408 June 29, 2007

swine herder 

A man who habitually aims for fat girls in social settings

Man, that dude is a real swine herder

swine herder by JP408 June 29, 2007

Thrust and Throw 

The seamless removal of a condom mid coitus. It involves a smooth thrusting motion during sex. During this motion the condom is removed and thrown to the corner of the room. The removal must be seemless to avoid detection.

She made me wear a condom so I had to pull the old thrust and throw on her.

Thrust and Throw by JP408 June 29, 2007

stove piping

To lick ones finger and touch a persons asshole in an inappropriate situation such as in a bar, church or resturaunt. To perform a proper stove piping the person must be a stranger. The name refers to the surprised yell of the victim.

I gave that broad a real stove piping last night

stove piping by JP408 June 29, 2007