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Gay clown 

a gay clown says: "yaashonk"
gay clown: yaashonk!
Gay clown by ClownnBoii August 1, 2021

The clown that hides from gay people 

A Clown that hides from gay people, if you see the clown that means that you are not gay. sadly if you can't see the clown

That means your Gay. People say he's a myth but he's not. He keeps following me and keeps honking his nose at me.
Person A: " Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people "

Person B: " No I have not "

Person A: " well I see the clown it's behind you "

Person B: " *turns around* I don't see him "

Person A: " your Gay lol "

The clown that hides from gay people 

A funny thing in middle school where someone would ask you if you have seen the clown that's hides from.. You know. Gay People. And if you say no... Well.. your gay then.
Jack: Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people?

John: yes

Jack: ok

gay cloning

The phenomenon describing how many gay guys are attracted to other guys who look exceedingly similar to themselves.
A: Have you ever noticed how so many gay couples look like each other?
B: Yeah, of course. It's gay cloning.
gay cloning by SpillingTea January 16, 2015

gayclowning 

Verb. The act of inserting a balloon animal inside the anus of someone of the same sex as you while at the same time inserting your red colored genitals into their mouth.
Steve and I were gayclowning last night when the balloon doggie exploded in his anus after I climaxed in his mouth.
gayclowning by Alain M. April 2, 2008

gayclown 

A gayclown is the act of a man receiving a blowjob from another man and while in the act the receiver alternately punches his partner in the nose forcing him away.The receiver then pulls him quickly back. This in turn imitates a bozo the clown punching bag, with the wobbling and a big red nose.
Jene had to take time off from work because Phil broke Jene`s nose performing the gayclown
gayclown by Poopy Mcneckbeard April 20, 2014
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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