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gawk gawk 5000 by gracc_attacc May 1, 2020
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Gawk Gawk 5000
The best blowjob known to man to signify that she is a keeper. A Gawk Gawk 5000 is a bj that consists of her preferring to please you to the highest level possible while giving up her autoimmune desire for oxygen. The term derives it’s name from the sound that comes out of their larynx in between dick thrusts. The best women usually can make this sound 8-10 consecutive times followed by a dying, autonomic gasp for oxygen with a significant amount of associated saliva pouring out of her mouth.
Gawk Gawk 5000 by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
Gawk gawk 5000
It is a masturbation cup for men, and it is the latest model of the 2023 model. It has two functions of sucking and vibrating. It is a very popular adult toy now. Visit this website for details.
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The Forbidden Gawk Gawk Supreme Suction Specialty 5000
The king of all Gawk Gawk that was forbidden after its last use. Not only sucks the soul out of its "victim," but also sucks off the soul as well. Leaves one in a vacuum that disables spermatogenesis for the next month.
Dude, how have you made it this far in No Nut November?
Simple, my girlfriend gave me The Forbidden Gawk Gawk Supreme Suction Specialty 5000 on Halloween.
Simple, my girlfriend gave me The Forbidden Gawk Gawk Supreme Suction Specialty 5000 on Halloween.
The Forbidden Gawk Gawk Supreme Suction Specialty 5000 by HeraX September 16, 2020
gawk gawk 5000XL
friend 1 : how'd it go last night with molly?
friend 2 : bro she gave me the gawk gawk 5000XL,
friend 1: nawww, where she leave you?
friend 2: in the shadow realm bro
friend 2 : bro she gave me the gawk gawk 5000XL,
friend 1: nawww, where she leave you?
friend 2: in the shadow realm bro
gawk gawk 5000XL by homiedrippin November 18, 2020
Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+
The type of blowjob that diagnoses you with Post Nut Propofol/Post Nut Paralysis for 10 or more minutes. Typically completed with an empty urethra as she completes it by using your dick like a straw. You will probably need to put your penis in a wheelchair afterwards, if and when you can move again. Contraceptives probably won’t be needed for the next 6 months as your sperm count will drop to -5,000. That’s right. Negative. Your nuts will owe themselves 5,000 new sperm cells.
How was it with the wife last night?
“Broooo I swear to fuck she gave me a full on Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+“
Daammmmn how are you able to walk right now???
“Broooo I swear to fuck she gave me a full on Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+“
Daammmmn how are you able to walk right now???
Super Ultra Golden Nut Bustin Mega Ultra Gawk Gawk Gawk 5000XL+ by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
The Standing GawkGawk 5000
An unusual and rare sex position, where a grown man receives oral felatio from a midget of his preferred gender whilst both are standing up.
The Standing GawkGawk 5000 by xottas May 19, 2022
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