gastroglide 

When you puke into a vagina and use it as lubricant

Stan heaved his lunch into his girl’s pussy making it no longer dry so he fucked it good and called it gastroglide.

gastroglide by RedDog318 January 17, 2024

astroglide surprise 

The act of lubing up ones penis and inserting it in a womans anus when she isn't expecting it.

If you don't start being a little nicer to me, I'm going to give you an astroglide surprise in the middle of the night.

astroglide surprise by hititlong January 6, 2006

Astroglide

extremely slick water-based personal lubricant that can greatly enhance handjobs and result in prompt ejaculation

Holy shit! Amy gave me an Astroglide handjob and I shot my load in about 30 seconds!

Astroglide by Marty October 23, 2003

AstroGlide

A form of lubricant that enables the user to perform hi speed punching the clown and reach their point of ejaculation much quick then a user of the traditional dry jack. Also used where anal sex is required by law.

Astroglide is the top performer when it comes to anal sex. Don't play in the mud without it!

AstroGlide by ChangWang April 30, 2003

astroglide

1) commercial vaginal lubricant that advertises itself as "second only to nature"

After experiencing masturbation enhanced with astroglide Whit felt that all her years of masturbation before had been for nothing!!! Second only to nature?! It beats nature using a 2x4 with a nail stuck through it!!!!!!!!!!!

astroglide by Kaworu July 3, 2004

Astroglide

The best anal sex lubricant money can buy.

My Girlfriend and I always use Astroglide for anal sex lube because it is the slipperiest.

Astroglide by Maxwell March 23, 2004

Astroglide

The second most wonderful messy useful product on the planet earth. (The first being chocolate)

Squirt that bottle of astroglide and get that hot body moving baby!

Astroglide by Janessa July 29, 2003