Maxwell's definitions

Bootyluscious.

A female with an incredibly sexy ass. A bootyluscious woman causes most males to have fantasizing thoughts involving her sexy ass. These thoughts may include kissing, licking, fingering and anal copulation of her ass. (Come on guys, haven’t we all fantasized about doing these things to some hot looking female?)

Jennifer Lopez is a bootyluscious babe.

by Maxwell May 19, 2005

fart

Ass Blast, gass, bad when she farts while getting her fudge packed.

The Polish sausage and beer I had last night is making me fart.

by Maxwell October 15, 2006

Taco Jockey

Slang term for a Mexican.

Those fuckin Taco Jockeys come to this country and refuse to learn the English language.

by Maxwell September 27, 2003

Twatsticka

A German Tampon......comes from the German word "Swastika".

Misses Paushoffer purchased a package of twatstickas for her coming menstrual cycle.

by Maxwell September 27, 2003

LEZ dispenser

very similar to the PEZ candy dispenser we all had when we were kids, When you tilt the head back on a LEZ dispenser, a piece of candy will emerge from the lesbians neck.

The Ellen DeGeneres LEZ dispenser is one of my favorites in my collection.

by Maxwell July 1, 2004

Poaching

the immoral actions of an adult male who dates and buys things for teenage girls to seduce them into sex.

John got his ass kicked from the father of that teenage girl he was poaching.

by Maxwell July 3, 2004

Rodney Kinged

The act of beating the living shit out of some fucking idiot who desperately deserves it.

I Rodney Kinged that fucking asshole at the bar last night for being an obnoxious drunk.

by Maxwell July 16, 2004