Maxwell's definitions
by Maxwell March 23, 2004
Get the Cataractmug. by Maxwell February 21, 2005
Get the High Crime Neighborhoodmug. Did you see that porno flick that had that oreo cookie girl taking two black dicks in her at the same time? That was cool.
by Maxwell August 22, 2004
Get the Oreo Cookie Girlmug. The act of using butter for anal sex lubricant. Popularized by Marlon Brando in the movie, "Last Tango In Paris"
by Maxwell June 29, 2004
Get the Butteringmug. An over commercialized holiday where you are morally obliged to buy gifts and spend your hard earned money. The only ones who come out ahead on Christmas are the store owners and bankers who hold the 22% interest rates on your credit cards that you used to buy all those fucking gifts.
by Maxwell December 20, 2003
Get the Christmasmug. by Maxwell November 20, 2004
Get the Jennifer Love Hugetitsmug. Juan’s fortune from his mexican fortune cookie said that he will win his falsified racial discrimination lawsuit he filed against his White employer.
by Maxwell February 14, 2005
Get the Mexican Fortune Cookiemug.