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Cataract

Redneck term for a brand of luxury automobile. (Cadillac)
My Paw brought himself a new Cataract.
by Maxwell March 23, 2004
mugGet the Cataractmug.

High Crime Neighborhood

Any African American neighborhood. This is not an offensive statement, just a truthful one.
To avoid being the victim of a crime, I steer clear of high crime neighborhoods.
by Maxwell February 21, 2005
mugGet the High Crime Neighborhoodmug.

Oreo Cookie Girl

A White female who enjoys being sandwiched or double penetrated by two African American males.
Did you see that porno flick that had that oreo cookie girl taking two black dicks in her at the same time? That was cool.
by Maxwell August 22, 2004
mugGet the Oreo Cookie Girlmug.

Buttering

The act of using butter for anal sex lubricant. Popularized by Marlon Brando in the movie, "Last Tango In Paris"
After I buttered her up, I proceeded to penetrate her analey with my erect penis.
by Maxwell June 29, 2004
mugGet the Butteringmug.

Christmas

An over commercialized holiday where you are morally obliged to buy gifts and spend your hard earned money. The only ones who come out ahead on Christmas are the store owners and bankers who hold the 22% interest rates on your credit cards that you used to buy all those fucking gifts.
I’m in debt from buying Christmas presents.
by Maxwell December 20, 2003
mugGet the Christmasmug.

Jennifer Love Hugetits

Another name for the sexy large breasted actress Jennifer Love Hewitt.
My fantasy is to titty fuck Jennifer Love Hugetits.
by Maxwell November 20, 2004
mugGet the Jennifer Love Hugetitsmug.

Mexican Fortune Cookie

A taco with a food stamp in it. This food stamp has a mexicans fortune printed on the back.
Juan’s fortune from his mexican fortune cookie said that he will win his falsified racial discrimination lawsuit he filed against his White employer.
by Maxwell February 14, 2005
mugGet the Mexican Fortune Cookiemug.

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