Maxwell's definitions

Bootyluscious.

A female with an incredibly sexy ass. A bootyluscious woman causes most males to have fantasizing thoughts involving her sexy ass. These thoughts may include kissing, licking, fingering and anal copulation of her ass. (Come on guys, haven’t we all fantasized about doing these things to some hot looking female?)

Jennifer Lopez is a bootyluscious babe.

by Maxwell May 19, 2005

LEZ dispenser

very similar to the PEZ candy dispenser we all had when we were kids, When you tilt the head back on a LEZ dispenser, a piece of candy will emerge from the lesbians neck.

The Ellen DeGeneres LEZ dispenser is one of my favorites in my collection.

by Maxwell July 1, 2004

Poaching

the immoral actions of an adult male who dates and buys things for teenage girls to seduce them into sex.

John got his ass kicked from the father of that teenage girl he was poaching.

by Maxwell July 3, 2004

Rodney Kinged

The act of beating the living shit out of some fucking idiot who desperately deserves it.

I Rodney Kinged that fucking asshole at the bar last night for being an obnoxious drunk.

by Maxwell July 16, 2004

Jew him down

The act of a buyer negotiating a lower price for goods or services from a seller.

The car dealer wanted me to pay sticker price for my new car, but I successfully Jewed him down to a lower price.

by Maxwell July 17, 2004

Uncle Pierre

From the gutless country of France, it is there version of our Uncle Sam.

What did Uncle Pierre say to the French armed forces in world war 2? He said, "I Want You, To Run From The Enemy"

by Maxwell August 22, 2004

Oreo Cookie Girl

A White female who enjoys being sandwiched or double penetrated by two African American males.

Did you see that porno flick that had that oreo cookie girl taking two black dicks in her at the same time? That was cool.

by Maxwell August 22, 2004