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Nachos

by Maxwell December 17, 2004
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Mexican Fortune Cookie

A taco with a food stamp in it. This food stamp has a mexicans fortune printed on the back.
Juan’s fortune from his mexican fortune cookie said that he will win his falsified racial discrimination lawsuit he filed against his White employer.
by Maxwell February 14, 2005
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Poaching

the immoral actions of an adult male who dates and buys things for teenage girls to seduce them into sex.
John got his ass kicked from the father of that teenage girl he was poaching.
by Maxwell July 3, 2004
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seven eleven punks

seven eleven punks are the kids that hang out infrount of a seven eleven and bug you when you walk into the seven eleven.. seven eleven punks make mall rats and others look better
For a Example of this goto your loco seven eleven or get Harold & kumar goto white castle on dvd and watch that
by Maxwell March 15, 2005
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liberty rat

A liberty rat is a mall rat but without a mall so that hang out in the liberty reading MAGA books and talking..
Dam.. I hate them kids that hang out in the teen zone at the liberty there a bunch of liberty rats
by Maxwell March 15, 2005
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3 hole boneathon

A sexual encounter when the penis (bone) is inserted into the woman’s mouth, vagina then anus.
Gina enjoyed the 3 hole boneathon I gave her last night.
by Maxwell January 6, 2004
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LEZ dispenser

very similar to the PEZ candy dispenser we all had when we were kids, When you tilt the head back on a LEZ dispenser, a piece of candy will emerge from the lesbians neck.
The Ellen DeGeneres LEZ dispenser is one of my favorites in my collection.
by Maxwell July 1, 2004
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